PotW #1

The title stands for Picture of the Week. Every Saturday, You & Me will post a picture which defines the week for him. In other words, it shall be my highlight of the week!

...I was tempted to post a picture of a sine graph, but I said highlight, so it shall be something happy and awesome. Like Liverpool's magnificent 1-0 win over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. I know I'm Yours disagrees because of the shit defending, but that's because he is the best defender in the world and everyone else sucks in comparison. Try to be understanding, I'm Yours!

Anyway, less words, more pictures. (But a picture is a thousand words, so I'm actually posting a lot more words...)

Alonso shooting from his own half, Cannavaro looking on, stunned, and Casillas rushing back to tip it over the bar.

Boredom

Boredom redefines retardation. Especially when it's only You & Me and The Boy With No Name online. Without I'm Yours and Whatsername around to spice things up, we had to resort to... other means to entertain ourselves.

...no, what were you thinking?

Which reminds me, the Assumption Song! Go listen to it and see what I mean. (:

Anyway, back to the main point. So, with no other Esquilianos to talk to, no Facebook notes to complete, no soccer on TV - basically nothing worth living for, You & Me and The Boy With No Name resorted to... singing.

(In case you didn't know, I sing in the bathroom and use the shower head as my mic. I'm that awesome. And oh gosh this is embarrassing but WHATEVER. THE WORST WEEK EVER JUST ENDED SO I SHALL BE HAPPY.)

And... that explains the previous post by The Boy With No Name. We managed to waste a lot of time singing Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade. It entertained us for a while, and I even completed adding album art to my new songs while singing with him. Such a lovely duet.

Oh by the way this week was the worst week ever. It's like sin 270 degrees on a sine graph! For my life, that is. And I'm becoming a math geek who uses math for analogies. ARGH NEED BETTER ANALOGIES.

...1, 2, 3, 4 (I Love You) is playing on the radio! Such ingenius lyrics... there's only one thing, two do, three words, four you! (Yay more math references!)

Okay there was no link. But just to share, while The Boy With No Name, You & Me and Whatsername were at Newspaper Club, we were trying to come up with an interesting and captivating announcement, but so far only managed to come up with a few jokes, courtesy of You & Me, of course - he has such a great sense of humour.

"We have articles on the sec one orientation... not physics, not bio, orientation chem!"
"We wil have a section on the Team of The Season so far...but to be Frank, Lampard won't be in it."
"Petr Cech it out!"

And with that, I'm signing off. SINE GRAPH IS GOING UP!

best...thing....

You & Me will elaborate about today after this post. But first The Boy with No Name must show you how retarded he is. And how bored. You & Me & The Boy with No Name were bored. They did this:

You & Me says (22:44):
imma post now
You & Me says (22:44):
dont care
You & Me says (22:44):
find something to post about
You & Me says (22:44):
haha
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
lol
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
lets sing
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
best
You & Me says (22:44):
how to sing on our blog?
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
*waits for next words..*
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
on msn la...
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
start again
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
best
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
*starts again*
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
best
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
BEST
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
(SAY THE NEXT WORD You & Me)
You & Me says (22:45):
best?
You & Me says (22:45):
lol what song?
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
duh
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
the best song to sing in a group
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
best thing bout tonights that wre not fightinggg
You & Me says (22:46):
could it be that we have been this way before?
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
noo
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
1 sylabul at a time
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
best
You & Me says (22:46):
thing
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
bout
You & Me says (22:46):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
nights
You & Me says (22:46):
that
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
we're
You & Me says (22:46):
not
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
FIGHTINNGGG
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
NOOO
You & Me says (22:46):
... thats two
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
yea but its teh end of a line
You & Me says (22:46):
could
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
it
You & Me says (22:47):
be
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
that
You & Me says (22:47):
we
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
had
You & Me says (22:47):
been
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this
You & Me says (22:47):
way
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
be
You & Me says (22:47):
...
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
FORe
You & Me says (22:47):
its BEFOREEEEEEEEE
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
BOFOREEEE
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
*BEFOREEEe
You & Me says (22:47):
i
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
know
You & Me says (22:47):
you
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
don't
You & Me says (22:48):
think
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
that
You & Me says (22:48):
i
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
am
You & Me says (22:48):
TRYINGGGGGGGGGGG
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
I
You & Me says (22:48):
know
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
youre
You & Me says (22:48):
wear
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
ing
You & Me says (22:48):
thin
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
down
You & Me says (22:48):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
the
You & Me says (22:49):
COREEEEEEEEEEEE
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
But
You & Me says (22:49):
hold
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
your
You & Me says (22:49):
breath
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
be
You & Me says (22:49):
cause
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
to
You & Me says (22:49):
night
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
will
You & Me says (22:50):
be
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
the
You & Me says (22:50):
night
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
that
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i
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
will
You & Me says (22:50):
fall
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
for
You & Me says (22:50):
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
NOOOO
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
o
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
its just you
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
then i say
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
o
You & Me says (22:50):
ver
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
AGAINNNNNN
You & Me says (22:50):
dont
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
make
You & Me says (22:50):
me
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
change
You & Me says (22:51):
my
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
mind
You & Me says (22:51):
or
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
?
You & Me says (22:51):
or i wont live to see another day what
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
I
You & Me says (22:51):
wont
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
live
You & Me says (22:52):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
see
You & Me says (22:52):
a
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
nother
You & Me says (22:52):
day
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
I
You & Me says (22:52):
swear
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
its
You & Me says (22:52):
trueeeee
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
be
You & Me says (22:52):
cause
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
a
You & Me says (22:52):
HAHA IM DONE WITH COVER ART
You & Me says (22:52):
and we're only at first chorus...
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
A
You & Me says (22:53):
girl
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
like
You & Me says (22:53):
you
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
's
You & Me says (22:53):
im
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
poss
You & Me says (22:53):
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The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
ble
You & Me says (22:53):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
FIND
You & Me says (22:54):
you're
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
im
You & Me says (22:54):
pos
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
si
You & Me says (22:54):
ble
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
to
You & Me says (22:54):
FIND
You & Me says (22:54):
OKAY ENOUGH
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
NOO
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
haha
You & Me says (22:54):
bloody retarded xD
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
ima posting this shit

and yes. i did change all the msn nicknames..

Edit by You & Me: GOOD JOB THE BOY WITH NO NAME! HAHAHA.

Forced...To...Post...

I have been forced to post...but there's nothing to post about man. Like I'm Yours mentioned, I screwed up my Crappy Class Test. Hope I get double digit score. Nothing interesting happened today...except a great header by Israel's Finest to put The Original Reds in a good position for the second leg. Class Party tomorrow for January and February babies. That should be fun. Perhaps something post-worthy will happen.

Song stuck in my head today: Sketches (20 Something Life) - La Rocca

All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life
Glory pieces shining on a page
Boxing night of disappointing rage
Legends never leave an ounce of flesh
Colour fades a memory like death
I mistook with all the sense I had
Words laid down in mornings' turning sad
Left a window seat for who may pass
Long to see a skirt or cotton blouse
Inside of a womans' changing room
Got invited back, gave opinion too
Coloured queen a winters' night in a bath
Can you feel this prose tease out a laugh
All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life

Never got to see the mighty sands
Settled for a back-row in the stands
Many New Years Eves' I spent alone
Shaking with the fear while crawling home
Digging even deeper down for oil
To fuel the fires roaring in my soul
Of course I wanted credit where its' due
I feel so very blessed to play with you
We get over everything it seems
Wide awake while all around is dream
Dig your Autumn taste and marriage needs
For half a piece of mind, I mined your peace
Using every face I run into
Take a seat and tell me something new
All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life

Maybe when we travel left of town
I could play the 20-something down
Pretend I've won the lottery and sing
Get into the mansion house and
Bring, a bottle opened slowly at the door
Added to the missing lions roar
Didn't we go looking for the place
Where all my inspirations wrote their face
Telephone kept buzzing on the plane
Filming what could never be again
All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life

Lastly, a quote:
"Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future."

New plan to Fridays...

Hey peoples. Sad news sia. There will be a change of activities on fridays. I'm Yours and Super(Shot+GPA) will not be playing soccer with The Usual Bunch anymore.. We gotta do CIP... Probably for... a month or so? Or maybe longer... Yes... but it's ok lar, still got You & Me, Whatsername and The Boy with No Name...

Today's math test was ok i guess... Not too hard, luckily i could see the catch to the circular measure questions. Didn't go very well for Whatsername is it? It's ok, jiayou next time!!!

Hey nobody answered my question on fullstops. Is it that bad a question? I dun think so.... LOL. But we do realise the importance of fullstops in our lives. See, i have used almost 20 fullstops since i started and still counting.

Anyway, thank you Otah-Man! For the nuggets today! Haha although i paid for it... But i paid half.. Yes so still thx...

Nth to talk about leh..hmm... Yay liverpool won! Yay chelsea won! Yay man utd drew... LOL. Kidding... I'm neutral. Dun get me wrong...

K, that's for the day.

We are the best.

of facebook and msn

Today was damn lame. Seriously. The Funhouse. Is. Screwed. Up. haha. in a good way =D
during CLE, Mr Law was telling us about teachers and student relationships or smthn like that...like how we can make their life very difficult. So he wanted one of us to be the teacher, then everyone dont respond see what happen. he picked me. as usual. I think he was expecting me to try for like 5 mins or smthn. I just started asking people what date came after 11 march etc. din work. so i pointed to his drawing of the male genitals and said...benn what can u do with this..(my best chance out of getting an answer) and no reply. so i walked out. haha. damn funny. He wasnt expecting that.

but well..u kinda get what he means yea? but thats not the point of this damn blog. The point. Is to list the total retardedness of what we do. BUt the thing is, there have not been enough retarded things going around lately...cuz we all so busy. haha.

lol. erm. erm. erm.*thinking of something dumb*
oh yea.... i shall tell u how retarded some people can be(NOT IN A GOOD WAY)

Swimmerboy " Eh i added Noh Alam Shah on Facebook."
The Boy with No Name "Yea right...probably some random person create an account cause he obsessed. I am sure you believe its him"
Swimmerboy " No! Really its him!! Whu you dont believe me!!! Even got photos of him he put up one, like weearing jersey and all."
*muscleman runs to cubicle to spit out water cuz hes laughing too hard*
*everyone else just stares and laughes their asses off*

and another one long long ago...i think last year.

Unamed said that he had Emma Watson's, Daniel Radcliff's and Rupert Grint's msns. The Boy with No Name takes one look at him. Bursts out laughing. And says. "You that dumb?" And Unamed says..no...im serious. Really. They accepted also, Then once in a while you see them online,....but very very late...like early morning...cause i asked them..thats afternoon there. The Boy with No Name looks at him again and falls off the seat laughing. "you prick!, if its early morning here its late night there". And then Unamed insists he has their emails. So Th Boy with No Name asks for them. Reply: one-take-watson@hotmail.com, and forgot the other 2...but have their names in it. Figure out yourself whether hes retarded(not in thegood way) or im just being dumb. Haha. And then Whatsername and The Boy with No Name just proceed to make the whole leeson by discussing what Jessica Alba told them last night on msn. And that Angelina would be sending them something damn cool that night. Needless to say...Unamed was not amused.

Quote of the day: "I'm serious! Got photo all! With the jerseys!! Why you don't believe" - Swimmerboy, after The Boy with No Name mentioned it again about 10 mins later.

cos love equals nothing

Figure the title out yourself. It isn't related to this post at all...

...or it might be, because tomorrow is the maths CCT! (and that rhymes by the way) I'm a poet and I didn't know it! I can make a rhyme anytime!

Okay, I'll stop showing off my literary skills. Or lack thereof. Ahem.

Anyway, today has been shit. Couldn't sleep properly last night - fell asleep at around midnight then woke up at four plus and couldn't fall back asleep. And I need my sleep. Like, ten to twelve hours a day, which I'm sadly not getting. So, I felt like shit throughout the day... during geog... and english... and chinese... and maths... and lit... until I was dismissed... and then still feel like shit... go home... practice maths... blah blah blah. You get the drift. My life is boring.

Especially when Whatsername and I'm Yours go for Naked Police Catching Cockroach and I can't go, then it's soooooo boring. Some more The Boy With No Name who didn't go for Lamest Sport Ever didn't stay online to accompany me. He went to sleep! Asshole.

Okay I shall stop boring you - I posted for the sake of posting.

CAN THIS WEEK END LIKE RIGHT NOW PLEASE. D:

Nobody's posting...

You & Me is sad that no one is posting. So i shall make him happy by posting :)

Tmr got maths cct sia... And i did not prepare. I read thru the worksheets... but when i tried to bring myself to practice (do some ques), i fell asleep. LOL. And i am not exactly that sleepy... Hehe.

Arr.. enough about maths. Boring. Well, school's back to normal. Really back to normal. No more exchange students, and Smith's back in the funhouse :) The Otah Man (ok, i know you don't want this name but you didn't tell me wad u want to be called) said that she was pissed, but she is not at all! In fact she is so happy she is back teaching us :) Wif people like I'm Yours and Whatsername, and sometimes The Boy with No Name bringing so much life to the funhouse, how can Smith be not happy teaching us? Haha.

See, no more lame jokes. I shall stop. got bad trauma today. After i made a lame joke (it's not that bad actually), i got pushed so hard by Whatsername... Like as if some truck crashed into me sia... Hehe. So scary. No more. No more. But yes more-rison. HAHAHA. Ok, ok, that was the last one. Stop. STOP.

Talking about stop reminds me of the fullstop. There, i just typed a fullstop after the word fullstop. Why is it called a fullstop? We continue writing after the fullstop, don't we? So shouldn't we call it.. like... half-stop? temporary-stop? Any ideas peoples? Why call fullstop? Haha. Stupid question but i bet none of us really thought about it before :) Good luck peoples. Own maths!

We are the best.

Zoo?

yesterdays soccer....so retarded. at the zooxD

and they all try to murder me. stupid bitches. Whatsername the only one that really loves me. First, Otah Man kicked me just under my big toe on the right foot. If anyone knows how Otah Man kicks the ball...they would be saying OUCH U POOR SHIT I PITY U! He swings his whole friggin body and wacks the ball so hard u wanna scream...but it doesnt go far cuz hes hitting it kinda wrongly...but still alot of power. SO ALL DAT EFFIN POWER WENT RIGHT INTO MY RIGHT FOOT! NO WAIT>>>RIGHT UNDERNEATHTOEAREA!... he kicked...and i was like OH F***. and fell over. and then was whimpering (oh my f***ing god) x dono manny times.

Then i get up after a while(everyone came to see if i was ok...cuz they all know how Otah Man kicks.) A few minutes later. Wait first i gotta tell you how BFG hits the ball. He wacks it with his toe. Really hard. Like the few times its on target...it rattles to bar. ALOT. SO ITS HARD! harder than Otah Man. So im being the brave ass bitch that i am. And i run up to him. He doesnt know whre to pass so he rams straight. INTO MY LEFT FRICKIN BALL. lol. once again ... i grunt. really really loudly. Whatsername, You & Me and I'm Yours were laughing damn hard. IT HURTS! so i rolled around. Dragged myself out. Sat down and just waited to let it subside.

Then i go back on...and a few minutes later...You & Me unleashes a rocket...that I'm Yours takes a swing at...mishits..and deflects straight on my head. From the side. It made me drop to the floor...such was the impact. They laughed. LAUGHED. can u beleive it.

Actually i laughed too....but still. HAHA. And then....the whole time...everyone was wearing streetsoccershoes. I only brought boots cuz i had training later. i din want to hurt anyone...so i played barefoot. FOR THE FIRST HOUR. I got hurt so much>< i couldnt take it i booted up then they died. And theprick kept playing rugby with me while we were playing. Stupid shit.

Stil...had fun. haha. wont post about yesterday. To emotional. HAHA.

and yes...it was a zoo....cuz they were all frikin animals u murdering bitches.

ciao

Hang in there, people!

It's a tough few days for us, otherwise known as e-ffing-learning!

I'm Yours, hang in there. Whatsername, good luck with your work, you non-online bitch. I'm not sure if The Boy With No Name is in any mood to do work, but cheer up and get started!

My posts are getting less and less retarded and more and more meaningful. ARGH NEED TO SNAP OUT OF THIS HABIT.

Yesterday we went to the "zoo", as I'm Yours calls it. In my opinion, that was one of the worst jokes I've ever heard. Despite that, it was a nice day. Shall not elaborate too much on the soccer because you all know that You & Me just dominated the whole game, scored about 432153617 goals, made 36 goal line clearances and got headed in the balls by a certain I'm Yours.

Moving on, The Place With The Free Flow Of Drinks was closed due to renovations, so we want to The Big M instead. Whatsername and You & Me once more succumbed to the folly of buying...

MEGA MAC SPICY! MEALS! UPSIZED!

And we were incredibly bloated and spiced up, so we walked... slowly... out of the shithole that we were in and towards the bus stop. Oh, and we passed this black river that smelt of shit... and now that I think of it, I can smell it too! Took two bloody hours to get home on the dreaded 14 bus, and then the 173 bus that I'm Yours loves so much. Or does he?

ANYWAY, WORK WORK WORK. GO DO YOUR E-FFING-LEARNING EVERYBODY!

That was wet. And violent.

the last 3 days...have been...to say in the very least...hectic? haha for me at least. gawd im so tired. today was the first time i was back before 10.30...and i came back at 8.30 today. yawn

anyways...lets see....saturday saturday.... after school i ran all the way to school to meet the Surabayaians...as we were going to bugis and then esplanade and then orchard. so lame. but so fun. my group was....dono who n who...and PINGKY, ELVINHA. MEYSI, CITRA. lol. i had to leave at 3...to go for Thetallones's birthday party. damn fun. I reached The Pitch a bit late. Turns out its illegal...as the reconstruction was not approved...so we played under the pretext of testign for fire drill lol. they did one after 20 mins. haha.

damn fun. super. we like ran round and round and round and round...and played spastic soccer. Cuz all the people were in 1 pitch...then the cool ones in teh other...and very few cool ones ...:P so we got more space yay! and then...kumari did a full bicycle kick. YESH. but he missed by a bit. and then he and adib were playing goalkick into goal. lol.

then we went back to Thetallones's house. Supposed to be just food and talk and music. was a lot more. hehe. But there were like 4 seperate groups of people sitting around...like din mix. There were the hockey manjans...around the dinner table... then the manjans who think they are cool. and then the 4G *nerds*. and then there were us. me, ish, jas, adib, kumari, gulshan, n akshay next to the pool talking cock. Then SK called.

SK :"how do i get to gulshans house from Newton"(it was abt 8oclock).
Kumari "walk across the big field. you will see a road on your right and busstop on the right"
SK: " OK. Done. But no main road. No bus stop."
Kumari " what do you see?"
SK: "A toilet"

HAHA. he went the wrong way(we think...we duno where he went)

so then he gets it right and takes the bus over. and we too scared to let him walk in case he gets lost. so we go pick him up. then we just sit n talk cock. And then the "cool manjans"(they just think they cool la) started beatboxing and trying to sing int he patio. so me n ish...indians to the core...grabbed speakers...put the ipod on...and ran out blasting BHANGARA! and dancing. they were so pissed. haha

and then after cake cutting.... ii through Thetallone's bro into the pool. Thetallone pushed me in after that. Then i ran out..cuz i was wearing jeans>< and i grabbed him and dumped him in. Then i went to change into shorts. Adib also. Kumari stripped. Khiari and SK n akshay took out tee shirts...like adib. and jumped in. so we had fun...throwing each other around.. and wacking each other with floats. and played till after 10...all the manjans had left LOL.

then i went home dripping wet and so tired. i post about sunday tomorow


p.s. quotes of the day:

"Akshay...they are so lame you should eat them up. Oh wait you can't youre vegetarian" - SK
"Adib...you are sweating like a dog....HAAHA u can't touch yourself" - SK
"Open up the room door...they all playing chess and talking about geography" - Me...about the 4G people
"Why no manjans in the pool!" - Akshay

The Boring Times...

Haiz... Sad... Staff training days gonna be over... And so much work to do... Tests coming up. No more holidays until March school holidays... Indonesian students are gone... School's gone back to normal... Damn shit feeling... Damn sian.... Hate the English syllabus this year so far.. so many crap assignments like ERP and the Social Issues Speech shit...

How to keep cheerful in times like these? Can't even make a retarded joke now... Haiz...

Peoples. is it only me? Or is someone feeling liddat too?

We are the best.

What a late post...

The time now is .... 10.43pm!!! And i'm writing my post for today!!! Unimaginable!!! I mean.. it's so late!!!

I'm Yours is at You & Me's house right now.. Yea, to further show that I'm Yours. (hehe get the pun? no you don't do you? yes? you do? no, u dont!!! say u dont!!!) Whatever... Bleah...

What shall i say... Nice words of wisdom You & Me. It's so appropriate. Cheer up soon k!! ^^ The Boy with No Name too! Cheer up. I got nothing to say to Whatsername... Oh and You & Me just told me what to say. Why u change ur email? You are too old for that. Only small kids change their emails every now and then. Grow up Whatsername. Grow some bollocks.

Ok the match's starting soon. byebye. muacks <3

We are the best.

Wise Words

I know it's off-tangent for this blog, but You & Me has some wise words for everyone.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

Upcoming 4-day weekend

Woo~~ 4-days weekend. Lalalala~~ Do-re-mi-fa-SO, let's get to the main point now (get the joke? haha. see, my joking ain't that bad k, You & Me. In fact, it's the best. Simply the best. ^^ and your last sentence doesn't make sense. if it's a joke, you fail. if it's a analogy, u fail badly. haha jkjk.)

Right, The Main Side has decided to be nice and give us day-offs for Monday and Tuesday. Actually, it's not day offs. It's STD!!!! Not sexually transmitted diseases lar... Staff training day. Where the Masters go for meditation. And hopefully reach enlightenment...

But actually it's nothing so great, except for the fact that we get to sleep in late on Monday and not get Monday red! I mean orange... no... yellow.. no i mean Monday blues! Right. Sorry. We got quite a bit of work to do anyway, ya so... Hmm... But we can go out! Like today, You & Me and I'm Yours went to school to look for the Indonesians, but again... thx to their insensitivity to the factor called 'time', we met them for like... 20mins... after waiting for... 1hr 15 mins... Sigh... And Monday we might be going to the ZOO. Ya where there are CAGEs.. Haha. My level of joking is awesome... Admirable. Thank you.

Yea, like You & Me said, soccer was nice on friday. Bball was nice too rmb? Haha. But i disagree with him when he said we should have stayed. We should have gone. It was the right choice. We have years ahead to play soccer Whatsername, The Boy with No Name, Super(Shot+GPA) (expand it and you get Supershot + SuperGPA, and only one person has that...) and others, so going with them was ok. I noe that we should put bros over hoes, and pals over gals, but it was ok.. Not like The Fiesty One (if you dunno who i am talking about it's ok) is a girl... Ya so....

On a side note, my impostor is still on the loose. Everbody watch out. He walks with a limp on his left leg.. Ok ok joking. To stop him from imposing me anymore, i shall stop tagging on the tag board. So if there are any more tags by my name, it's not me. K? Take note peoples. :) (And the tag about "four day weekend. YaY" was not by me)

We are the best.

I'm sorry...

...for not posting since Tuesday. D:

Everyone else has posted except me during these few days, so I shall make up for it by being the first to post on Saturday! Nothing retarded enough has happened this week to post for, though, unlike in Funhouse where shit hits the fan every day. That's why The Boy With No Name, Whatsername and I'm Yours have things to post about and I don't!

Isn't that unfair on You & Me? Friday wasn't too bad though - something happened in Unfunhouse. Like in Funhouse, it was our last day with the Indonesians!

...but I don't have a class picture like I'm Yours, because in my picture it's only you and me. (HAHA NICE PUN.) Anyway, you probably didn't get that, which means my humour is degenerating to the standard of I'm Yours. Oh no!

After the end of school we played soccer. It was a fun game with just enough people, except that there was also the Toiletbowl Fish. Sadly, I'm Yours and You & Me left after a short while to meet the Indonesians, but they walk at the speed of shit and like to mo, which makes I'm Yours a very angry man. Then at 5.15 they finished bathing and said they needed to eat dinner at 5.30! The two of us were stunned. So we sat down on the prickly grass and talked until 5.30, then they said they could go at 5.50. Which would have given enough time for a tour of The Other Side! But since they're retards and also guests, we were nice and didn't secretly punch them in the back of the head (or want to) when we finally went over to The Other Side, where only four of them followed us after all!

Long story short, it was a complete waste of time and I'm Yours and You & Me should have played soccer with bros instead of going out with hoes.

That's the moral of the story: bros over hoes! pals over gals!

And lastly, thanks to I'm Yours and Whatsername for the support. I've never felt better. Like My Little Pony frolicking on a cotton candy cloud! Awww!

Tonight will be the night...

I always wonder if people write their post first? or...do they fill in the title first. lol. I write it first. Cuz i have absolutely no idea what im gonna write. Today. Was. Funny. During lit, The Boy with No Name and Thefastestpersononearth were doing their lit dramatization. Damn funny. They were doing this thing, where there were 4 people in the scene. But only 2 of them. So The Boy with No Name was Cecily and Algernon while Thefastestpersononearth was Gwendolen and Jack They were hopping around swtiching people, kissing themselves and god knows what else. LOL!

And then during chem, like Whatsername said, there was a relief teacher. The Boy with No Name and Vege Monk started playing tennis at the back with their hands and feet and 2 tennis balls. I'm Yours and Whatsername joined in for a bit. damn funny.

And then during math, The Boy with No Name and Whatsername, were singing all kinds of lame songs to I'm Yours. We were like....Going back to the corner, where I first saw you...gonna camp in my sleeping bag...im not gonna moooovee and sang damn loudly near his ears. He was trying to pay attention.

Here is a version of Fall for You that I came up with.
What happened was that on my OIP, Thaiboy's house once had a leak in his roof. So the water fell on him when he was sleeping. The next day;

Best thing bout tonight's that its not raining.
Could it be that it had been this way before
I know you dont think that I am drying....
I know you're getting wet down to the core...

But HOLD YOUR BREATH(closes nose)
Because tonight will be the night that it will rain again...over again....
Don't make me change my mind
I won't live to see another house,
I swear its true...Because a house like this is impossible to find...impossible to find..

This is not...what I intended
I always swore to you the roof wouldnt fall apart
You always thought that i wasnt lying
I may have failed but I have patched it from the start
Ohhhhh

But hold your breath(closes nose)
Because tonight will be the night that it will rain again..over againnnn
Don't make me change my mind
I won't live to see another house,
I swear its true...Because a house like this is impossible to find...impossible...

So breathe in so deep...take as much as in as possible
Cuz the air is yours to keep.
And hold on to your float cuz its not cheap
And remember me tonight, when you're drowining...

Because tonight will be the night that it will rain again,..over againnnn
Don't make me change my mind
I won't live to se another house,
I swear is true...Beucase a house like this is impossible to find... Impossible to find...

im good. Iknow

Funhouse

Well, that's what our class is. Today was alright, considering we had a relief teacher for Bottled Science and Whatsername and I'm Yours got crystals out of one of the solutions which were gold! We had nothing to keep it in so we didn't. =( During the other-subject-which-we-also-have a-relief-teacher, we simply screwed around in the Funhouse. During recess, Whatsername, I'm Yours and The Boy With No Name went to The Other Side to eat. And Whatsername and I'm Yours were stunned by a...wow. Never mind.

Looking forward to 4-day weekend? You bet so. Though the school cheated by giving us mucho work. D=

Looking at the popularity of the video Whatsername posted yesterday, more will be posted if stuff happen in the Funhouse. Especially since they will be of better quality in the future. 5 MP vs 8.1 MP? Although incomaprable to Nellie's 265394563948.2 MP camera!

Anyway, its been a long day...so goodnight everyone. =D Don't be sad, You & Me.

Nothing much to say. Just checking in for today.

Whatsername requested for me to let him post about school today. So fine. I'm Yours shall be nice and let him do it. Thanks Monk! You have added some life to our tagboard. Haha. Your comments are spastic enough ^^

Today was the last day the Indonesians are going to stay. Bye-bye. Shall put the photo we took here.





There you go. Nice photo :) See a 'ghost hand' beside me? Yea go ahead and guess who i am. Haha. That's Keeeeen Sooooony's hand. Soooo scary... LOL.

K nth much to say today.

You & Me, be strong!

We are the best.

Stuff...

Whatsername has been peer-pressurized into posting. Since I took a nice video in class today, I shall post it! Since everyone probably knows who we are anyway...




My apologies to non-chinese-speaking readers...=D

To My Freaking Impostor

Hi peoples. Again I'm Yours is the 1st one to post today. As i said umpteen times, I'm Yours is the best. But only if it is the original I'm Yours. Yea, not any hoo-haa impostor that decided to have the same name as me. See the tagboard? Some of the tags by 'I'm Yours' are actually not by me. Those were by my impostor.

Fck you impostor. Go get a life. Get a new name. There are so many names, so why must you use the same one as me? Only i am good enough for the name. So again, fck you. If your aim is to make me angry and laugh at me being angry, you succeeded. Happy? I am SOOOO fcking pissed at you now. I swear I am. So, if you do have something better to do, go do it. If not, kindly fck off.

Ahh... enough about assholes... Let's now talk about my love. You & Me is not feeling well :( his appetite has been close to 0 for the past few days. I dunno why, and You & Me doesn't know too.. Is it cos he doesnt wan to spend? I dun think so... You & Me isnt the kind that will skip meals to save money. Something's wrong, hope the doc cures him. Give him Potion! Not enough, then Hyper Potion! Last resort, use Full Restore! Confirm settle. Haha.

What happened in school today.. Hmm... Nothing much.. Just the usual stuff.. Whatsername the lucky boy got to skip his chinese oral... The Best Chinese Teacher in the World forgot about it. Haha. Oh ya. And The Best Physics Teacher in the World is sooooo biased towards The Angry One. She lets him sleep and dun let ppl talk bad about him. I think she is scared of him. Or maybe she's just being nice. Anyway, actually she's not the best. The Vegetarian Monk is. He rocks. He taught me Physics today. Just in case u dunno who i am talking about, his best friend is The Boy with No Name. Haha.

Alright, that's my post for today! Peoples come and post! You & Me is excused cos he's sick. Recover soon!

We are the best.

Of rapes and nunchucks

By far. One of the most tiring days ever. lol. Seriously. Had PE, played soccer, had training. Woah. Haha. During Recess, Whatsername and I'm Yours and I played soccer. With Muscle Man, Orange Studs, Super Dribble, National Team and a few others. Damn fun. WOuldve continued playing all the way till don't know when if it werent for the sun. And SS. We were late anyways. LOL.

After school and RE presentations. I found the nunchucks(duno how to spell). Basically, I had a lightsaber. It was purple. Someone broke it. So my jedi master sent down a new dustpan. It was blue. And then today, I found my purple one's 2 pieces strung together by a string. NUNCHUCKS!(SPL?) YEA! Then we were playing cards, and whatsername threw the water bag at me. So I ran after him with the NUNCHUCKS and my lightsaber:D. Tomorrow they die. XD

And then I got taupokked after training. Because I was playing soccer with the Ones From The Room. We were running around tackling each other and and trying to get past everyone solo. Its retarded. So I grabbed Fauzan...and he grabbed me, and dumped me down, and then everyone came...and they tried to rape...but only got to tickling as i resisted.

Anyways..today very boring lah...nothing interesting happen. Tomorrow confirm got, got physics. XD nights

P.S. I think TCY saw me waving my lightsaber outside class, so I ran in, then he walked to outside the class and looked around >< gotta be more careful with my secret weapon

RE Presentation and Swim Carn!!!

Whoo... Quite a tiring day today. Haha.

Yea, I'm Yours is the first to post today! I'm Yours is the best. Simply the best.

But NOT when it comes to swimming! Damn it man. Supposed to swim 100m and 50m breaststroke. 100m was 1st event... after the 1st 50m in the 100m was like... pooooooooooooooooooooof....... DEAD. Thigh. Arm. Chest. Sialah... din't know it could be so tiring to swim fast... Haiz. End up couldnt swim 50m. Too tired. Well but it was ok, at least got to skip NP!!! Yea~~ (if any NP authority happen to see this, yea, i am happy i got to skip it)

Thanks to You & Me, Whatsername who went down to swim carn too.. I wasn't lonely. At all. Haha. Thx peoples. You & Me and I went to play bball after swim carn while Whatsername went home. Did he? Or maybe he went to play soccer. Played with 2 of the Indonesians (a guy and a girl), and some other people. There was this DAMN BIG guy (singaporean)... You try blocking him.. you die. Seriously. He half-broke You & Me's watch man.... just a knock into him
and it broke... Many thanks to Otah-Man who fixed it back luckily.. Hehe.

Right.. now to RE presentation.. Dr. Chionh was like... poooooooooffffff.... She like to ask 'interesting' questions, as though she is like... DAAMMNNN pro, but end up, the groups she mentored... sucked. Yea, sucked bad time. Alright no offence meant, just a suggesstion to improve... Yea, wadever.

The Boy with No Name refused to admit that he was the impostor of I'm Yours. Fine I shall believe The Boy with No Name. But if i ever find out it's you.... RAAWWRRR.

Ok peoples, faster come and post. We are the best.

Explanation

It's a great initiative and not time-wasting and/or stupid. And an unprecedented two posts in a day! I'm a record-breaking slut, I am.

Anyway, the colours for you people to choose easily so don't be lazy and REMEMBER TO HIGHLIGHT OUR CODE NAMES IN THE CORRECT COLOUR.

For You & Me, it's the middle button in the sixth from top row.
For Whatsername, it's the fourth button from left in the bottom row.
For The Boy With No Name, it's the fifth button from left in the third from bottom row.
For I'm Yours, it's the fourth button from left in the third from top row.

GET THAT, BITCHES.

Toilets and Lightsabers

The Boy with No Name. Thats right. He has no name. But here, for your convenience...i shall be The Boy with No Name. I know. It rocks. Maybe you should think about getting rid of your name. Then you could be the Other Boy with No Name. hahahha!

Today after math. There was an incident in the toilet. I entered it, and I'm Yours and Whatsername were washing their hands. They were talking to someone behind the cubicle. I was curious who. So I went next door and peeked over. Who else but Mr Muscle was just about to unzip his pants. He looked up, saw me, exclaimed and came out of the cubicle. Orange Studs was in another cubicle and got scared too and he came out. So I was forced to lock myself in the cubicle while they banged the door. Even my trusted lightsaber did not help me.

Then, after another period, I cannot remember...I entered the toilet waving my lightsaber around. I saw 1st of 2 standing with the door open peeing. Behind me were I'm Yours, Whatsername and You & Me. So I slowly edged my lightsaber forward to prod 1st of 2 in the back so he might fall forward. Did not get very far. He turned around zipped up, washed his hands and chased me around the toilet. But backed off after I showed him my Jedi Skills.

Yes. Jedi Skills. Want to learn? Come find me.

As I type this...

Our latest member I'm Yours is typing his post as I type this. (I can see it under Edit Posts, ha!)

By the way, I've assigned font colours when we address each other by code name.

Presenting...

You & Me!
The Boy With No Name!
Whatsername!

Edit: The Boy With No Name is now blue and not brown. Apologies for being realistic.

(i'm thinking of You & Me as i write this ^_^)

How confusing. Who is he thinking of?

You & Me created a word.

Who created it?

See the ingenius behind my chosen name? Learn to appreciate it, bitch.

P.S. By the way, guys, your names are so bleeding long except for I'm Yours, who is so sexy cos he is mine. Or rather, You & Me's. HA I'M CONFUSING YOU. Oh back to the point, your names are so irritating to type out. Whores.

Introducing... I'm Yours...

Hey peoples :)

Finally the long wait is over. The 4th member is here baby.

Introducing.......... I'm Yours. :D (my name's much cooler, You & Me. Take that.)

Ok, this is retarded. I supppose it was the main reason why this blog was created? To post retarded comments? LOL. Really, what are we supposed to write here man? I mean... About what happened in school? What we are thinking right now? (i'm thinking of You & Me as i write this ^_^)

Yea, ok, it is pretty cool i must admit... Somewhere to write retarded stuff and to waste precious time when we can be doing homework. Haha, ok i was joking.

Lemme think of some retarded comments... Hmm... Ehhh.... Arrr..... Oooo..... Yeeaaaa.... (oops, where was i... i think i drifted off fantasising about You & Me, just cant get him off my mind. I guess I'm just so into You & Me!)

Oh yea peoples, DragonBall: Evolution is coming up March 12! It's sooooo cool baby, i mean like, SOOOOO cool, even cooler than I'm Yours. Yea, that's me if you don't remember. Let's catch it shall we? I noe You & Me isn't that interested, but let's drag him to the bloody theatre :D

Alright, that's all for my 1st post here! Long Live J^2 Y^2!!! Yeaaa~

We Started Nothing

First post by me! I'm Whatsername (well, go figure.). Since we have already been introduced and the title has been explained, what else can i say?

This blog is created for...people who need escape from schoolwork to talk retarded, which is brilliant. You should try it sometime. of course, learn from the best before you do so.

we are 3 (going on 4) people who well, are retarded. not legally though. how many people can you find that jump from discussing a school project to playing a football match to rolling around tackling each other within 2 minutes? All in the name of fun. =D

esquiliano

Now that we've had that 'interesting' introduction by dear You & Me.... its time to explain what esquiliano is...as im sure many of you'll are wondering...
Here's a little story....( the first of many by me)
Once there were 5 people. You & Me, The Boy with No Name, Whatsername, I'm Yours, and a rat with zits. We were playing spain versus england...or spain versus some team. And the 4 of us were against the rat with zits. So we were spain. And we were talking spanish. You & Me created a word. The Boy with No Name and Whatsername loved it. It meant pass. The word. Was esquiliano. It was our new word. For everything. Now, it defines us. So its our blog.

Sup mah homies

First post. Ever.

Anyway, these are our codenames. Most of them suck except for mine.

We have...

The Boy With No Name!
Whatsername! (new, improved and ready to groove!)
You & Me! (like, awesome, yo)
I'm Yours! (NEWLY REVEALED SPECIAL ADDITION!)

And one more who shall be revealed when he actually joins the blog. But rest assured my name is the coolest. (: EDIT: REVEALED.

(Edited. Fickle-minded sluts.)

Back to why my name is the best. See, I'm engaging the reader by having my name be YOU and ME. We're one entity. We're the same. You're enjoying the shit I'm writing cos I'm enjoying the shit I'm writing. In fact, you wrote this post! Look down, it says posted by You & Me. You wrote this! I'm IN YOUR MIND. MUAHAHAHA.

How awesome is that?

Okay I'll leave it to the rest to introduce themselves. I think The Boy With No Name wants to post some retarded stuff he did today, the bloody identity crisis ridden boy.