Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Toilets and Lightsabers

The Boy with No Name. Thats right. He has no name. But here, for your convenience...i shall be The Boy with No Name. I know. It rocks. Maybe you should think about getting rid of your name. Then you could be the Other Boy with No Name. hahahha!

Today after math. There was an incident in the toilet. I entered it, and I'm Yours and
Whatsername were washing their hands. They were talking to someone behind the cubicle. I was curious who. So I went next door and peeked over. Who else but Mr Muscle was just about to unzip his pants. He looked up, saw me, exclaimed and came out of the cubicle. Orange Studs was in another cubicle and got scared too and he came out. So I was forced to lock myself in the cubicle while they banged the door. Even my trusted lightsaber did not help me.

Then, after another period, I cannot remember...I entered the toilet waving my lightsaber around. I saw 1st of 2 standing with the door open peeing. Behind me were I'm Yours,
Whatsername and You & Me. So I slowly edged my lightsaber forward to prod 1st of 2 in the back so he might fall forward. Did not get very far. He turned around zipped up, washed his hands and chased me around the toilet. But backed off after I showed him my Jedi Skills.

Yes. Jedi Skills. Want to learn? Come find me.

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