Farewells

I am sorry to announce that The Boy with No Name will be resigning from this blog. Thank You very much for taking your time to view it, he hopes he has brought you some form of entertainment or joy or awoken 'thoughtful laughter:P' in you.

Goodbye all. Hope you will still enjoy it with Whatsername, I'm Yours and You & Me.

Monk and Superdribble will still retain their honorary status of course, unless any of the above decide to revoke it.

Flames to dust, lovers to friends, why do all good things come to an end.
Flames to dust, lovers to friends, why do all good things come to an end.

have you ever thought?

have you ever thought? how short life can be? like it could end at any point. something could happen. something totally unforseen. and bam. its gone. no time to do what you wanted. no time to say the things you wanted to say, do the things you wanted to do. we always do everything thinking we got forever in front of us. lets do this tomorrow, or, i will do this when im older. what if, you never get to that older? ever thought about it? about how if you're suddenly gone, and what will happen to your loved ones, or those who would miss you, how they would feel?

so make everyday good. make friends everywhere. dont upset people...whats the point? if youre suddenly gone...and leave behind a legacy of hate and sorrow.

carrick? scholes? alonso?

Today was the most awesome game of football ever. haha. not most la. but damn fun! Only thing missing was star player You & Me.

For the first time ever, we played The Boy with No Name, Whatsername, I'm Yours and TheAngryOne in the same team. Together with 3 others.(including Otah man). Sadly the game ended 1-1. But should have been 422482423421346284627894623462983 - 1. Thats how many chances we fooled around with!!.. haha. I'm Yours was being a total camper. Although he was supposed to share the load of defence and attack with The Boy with No Name. Whatsername had to cover instead, running in the centre. The Boy with No Name almost threw up at the end because he ran so much. I'M YOURS! haha.

But what a ball. 50 yarder through the pitch and cutting above the defence...to land just infront of I'm Yours. But TheFish bundelled it away!! Superdribble and Suzie were doing dono what for the other team. Aimlessly dribbling around and passing to each other!!! haha

What a ball. hehe. The debate still rages on within his head as to whether it was carrick scholes or alonso. haha. how bout a mix. (18+16+14)/3 = 16!

You & Me, The Boy with No Name, Whatsername, I'm Yours and TheAngryOne gonna join a 5aside. Still looking for 2 more players haha. TheAngryOne had to sign a contract that everytime he got angry he treats the rest of us!! MUHUHAHAHAHHA
hehe

not bad. ciao. SS test to mug for. AND MATH TOMORO><

1st Inter-UG Match

Match ended up:

NPCC 3-2 BB

You & Me scored, followed by The Best Sec 1 in the world, and Super (Shot+GPA). We let in 2 in the second half. In conclusion, it was a disappointing match. Hope we can pick up from here :)

We are the best.

P.S. You & Me, no problem. After all, I'm Yours.

PotW #2

As promised, here is Picture of the Week! Although at the rate it has been going, it's become more like Picture of the Month. Nevertheless...

This picture represents our brotherhood. You & Me is in the middle, with Whatsername on his right and I'm Yours on his left. So, as you can see the latter two are supporting him by being by his side.

This week (or month), I have learned just how great my brothers are. Buying me the watch that I broke, the trip to Sentosa, the best camp ever, Friday's match and lunch and basketball, and of course the emotional support you two have given me. Thanks for everything.

limbo limbo limbo

lol. er. esquiliano<3

haha

er. we did quizzes on FB. HAHAHAh. on hoow retarded are you. i am very veryy dissapointed to tell you that You & Me got a mere 3.6. Whatsername got 3.2!! WTH? but our dear favourite The Boy with No Name got 4.0 and highest in the levelXD. 93%(actually 100% but he duwan suan so...)

yesh. and The Boy with No Name flagged down 4 more coaches today. AND 1 CEMENT TRUCK. somehow teh drivers dont like it. i got a middle finger for my efforts.

lol. OH OH. and last saturday. The Boy with No Name was walking out of school with Supperdribble(he wants this name again) and Ace of Spades. and there was this barrier. for cars. IT was so tempting. Supperdribble suggested The Boy with No Name limbo. So limbo he did. AND WHAT A LIMBO. but as he finsihed. He thought he heard the cheers and whistless of the crowd. Turns out Superdribble and Ace of Spades were cheering adn security guard was whistling. his red whistle. shouting"COME HERE BOY" The Boy with No Name walked to him. and...

sg" you know why uncle blow?"
TBwNN" yes. becos i limbo"
sg"was that right or wrongg?"
TBwNN"i think its wrong"

and a bit more. Superdribble and Ace of Spades were laughing! CAN U BELIEVE IT. haha. but i got off scot free:P

bye. i got loads to do

Everything in the world is bad again!

Or so we thought after the match. It was terrible, even though we got the three points. We somehow allowed them to come back from a 3-0 deficit at half time to get back to 3-2. Our performance was absolutely disgusting. I am ashamed and ever so thankful we're using codenames.

Apart from that, I realized I haven't done Picture of the Week for TWO WEEKS. Okay hopefully there'll be one tomorrow!

But the day got better when You & Me, I'm Yours, Whatsername and Otah-Man went to KFC and just ate and chilled there. It was almost two hours before we left for the library, and we slacked around there and did shit for a bit more.

Then we went to the basketball court near I'm Yours' house to play 2v2 basketball. And You & Me is proud to announce that he was the only one to win all four 2v2 matches!

And by the time I got home, it was so late and I ate a quick meal and bathed and left to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which was decently funny but quite lame. And now I'm sitting here, typing this.

Bye peeps.

3 more days to the start of a new term

Yea, as my title said, it's just 3 more days to the new term, but well, before that there is still some time for fun.

Most of the holiday activities have been very well summed up by You & Me and Whatsername, so thank you guys. Just to add on, it really was freaking awesome, like tis's the best holiday since the 3 of us turned gay. Sentosa, followed by the best camp ever. And please take note, kicking the ball to the 2 hot girls was so NOT instigated by me... But, yea, those two girls were... sizzling.... pooooof...

Just a side note, and also a take-away from the best camp ever, chips do not cause sore-throat. So when u have a sore throat, do not be scared to take chips. But there's a condition, drink as much water as u can. Like, really, drink a shit load of water and it'll b fine. I'm speaking from experience, the Basil and Garlic Pringles, the Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles, and the Hot and Spicy Calbee, you would expect me to lose my voice, but thx to all the water i drank i was fine. Hehe. But rmb, drinking too much water can cause poisoning. I'm serious. Someone nearly died drinking too much water a few years ago.. Yea.. Go ransack ur newspapers if u dun believe me.

And today, is the day, D-day. For BB. Cos wema kill. You guessed it, Inter-UG soccer has started, and is kicking off with the 1stgroup stage match, between us, and BB. Wooo~ we're going in all fired up baby, and wema kill....... KILLLLLLL!!!!!!! I will post on the results later. I believe that even if BB were to challenge us to a 3-on-3 basketball match we would still win. Whatsername has a hidden potential, cos he's deadly at hoops. Anywhere inside the arc, it's a sure-in. Thus i dunno why he doesn't like basketball. Haha. Hope he grows to like it!

Alright that's my post for the day. Cya peoples.

We are the best.

More on the camp.

So, You & Me, Whatsername and I'm Yours just attended the Best Camp Ever.

Yes, it really was. At least, the first night was. As You & Me excitedly proclaimed at approximately 10.45pm, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD AGAIN.

Which rang true for the rest of the night. Why? Let's recount some of the things we did that night.

Basil and garlic Pringles chips. Best Pringles flavour ever, as Whatsername has fondly recalled in his post.

Bathing. Only the three of us at the swimming pool toilets, trying to scare each other by pretending we got a violent shock, not bathing in some cubicles because there was the ventilation pipe thing over it and we thought we would get sucked in, the ****ing jetstream that threatened to blast our balls off while bathing.

Iron lines. First time ever we ironed our uniform, and boy, were we proud of ourselves. And realized that mommas (as we so coined) were legendary heroes and possessed magical skills of ironing.

Shiny boots. We polished like there was no tomorrow, and the results were shiny ****ing boots! Like, you could see my reflection in them, baby. And this helped I'm Yours attain a certificate for being the best cadet of his and my group. Sexy.

Ass Like That, by Eminem. Best song ever, especially when singing it to a certain Potassium Hydroxide and shaking our ass and pee pees, which, by the way, go da doing doing doing!

Dancing and singing. Yeah, You & Me and Whatsername went stark raving mad, and sang along to every single song that we decided to play, as well as dancing and frolicking and causing Super(Shot + GPA) to shake his head in disbelief. And we're quite sure many others were frowning upon our bad dance moves. Ahem.

The staff lounge. Is a sexy, sexy place. We stole every single cushion inside it and raided the biscuit tins, made off like Ocean's Eleven and slept with a full stomach and the comforts of comfy cushions. Mmm.

And yes, that would effectively round up the best camp ever!

Food for Thought...

Well, it's been a loooong time since Whatsername has posted, so he shall today. Over the past week or so, many things have happened. but the best of all, Whatsername has discovered so much nice food! It's out of this world! You could almost say, Whatsername has had an astronomical gastronomical experience!

Firstly, on Friday, which was well-chronicled by You and Me, I'm Yours introduced You and Me and Whatsername to Superdog, a hot dog fast food place. Nice food: CHILLI CHEESE FRIES! Though expensive, it was well worth it! Sauce is amazing! You gotta try it! Vivocity is the place to go.

Then, before Whatsername left, You and Me and Whatsername and I'm Yours went to Vivomart to buy a drink. But we saw POTATO SKINS. You and Me said, "This is the best shit ever!" So, Whatsername figured there was nothing to lose, except for $3.15, so he gave it a shot. And POOOF! Best chips ever.

Next up is the best flavour of Pringles ever! BASIL AND GARLIC. Whatsername went crazy eating this and jumped around the room. (This was during our camp). Also during the camp, we went for breakfast. At Long John Silver. Where they have TEXAS CHICKEN sandwichy things. Damn. ****ing. Nice.

All these foods I have mentioned are esquiliano food. If you wanna taste the finer things in life, go ahead and be overwhelmed!

Happenings recently...

Haven't updated in a long time, so I'll post something today.

Anyway, to recap, like what The Boy With No Name said, You & Me, I'm Yours and Whatsername went to Sentosa on Friday. But before that, we watched Race To Witch Mountain at Vivocity. Not too bad overall but slightly crappy. That aside, by the time the clock struck eight we had decided that it was our best outing ever! Actually I'm not sure, but it's definitely a top three.

What can three people do in Sentosa? This question was posed to me by Ace of Spades, and it was indeed a very intellectually-stimulating question. It made me think. And get an answer, of course.

So, I shall recap how we spent our three hours or so at Siloso Beach. With no visible sun whatsoever, our mood was dampened at first, but we managed to entertain ourselves with the marvelous invention that is... the beach ball!

We used it to play basketball at first, to which Whatsername promptly decided to attitude us and refuse to use his hands, rather using his legs and head to try and get the ball into the hoop, although more often than not the ball ends up somewhere far away. Retard. After shooting hoops, we played an exciting 1v1 between You & Me and I'm Yours (although I'm sure Whatsername would disagree on the "exciting" part) where the latter completed an epic comeback by winning 3-2 after having gone down 2-0. And repeated that feat in the second 1v1 match we played after that.

Sandwiched between the two 1v1 matches was a period of time where we played soccer. As can be expected when you play on the beach, the ball lands in the water. Thankfully there was a helpful tourist swimming about to retrieve the ball for us. Other than that, we tried making ramps to chip the ball and inconspicuously kicked the ball in the direction of two hot girls, allowing us to run to retrieve it and sneak a closer look. Of course, this was instigated by I'm Yours, who then tried to feign innocence, blaming it on the "wind" and it being an "accident". And then an utter pimp of a tourist went over and got a photo with them, which prompted our attempt to do one better and get their number.

And as expected, with the charms of us three, we would have gotten their numbers, except that they decided to leave before we could, so oh well. We're safe in the knowledge that we could have if we wanted to. And we did. Never mind.

So, three hours later, our bag of chips was ravaged by the lone mynah (sneaky son of a bird) and we buried it in the sand, much to the disdain of the lifeguard. Sadly, he was stuck at his outpost and could do no harm to us. We snuck off and taunted the NPCC people having a camp of some sort over there with a rendition of Purple Light, but they ignored us. Sadly.

Thus ends our epic Friday, after a sushi picnic under the lack of stars at Harbourfront. Which was slightly gay as Whatsername had already gone home, and You & Me and I'm Yours attracted many a stare from the passers-by wondering about our sexuality. But yes, we are glad to announce that we are straight, and any girls (particularly the two we saw at Sentosa) are free to leave their numbers behind.

OKAY KIDDING. WE'RE GAY. HAHAHA.

Or not.

In other news, the three of us have a camp beginning tomorrow and ending Thursday, so it will be down to The Boy With No Name to keep this place going in our absence. Onwards and upwards!

the smith regime...

last night. i had the weirdest dream ever. EVER. i friggin swear. and i like woke up 3 times from it. and when i fell asleep again...it continued><>< The Boy with No Name and Whatsername were soldiers on stakeout there. and then the whole place got taken over by some insane regime. and the person who was assigned to take charge of us. was Smith. yes. our form teacher. and she was giving all these crude and painful punishments. and theres this 1 that i still remember...she like strung me by my feet over a wall...and said"will you behave yourself now?" haha then The Boy with No Name and Whatsername trying to escape... by fighting. and then lots and lots of blood

so freaky. then when i woke up and fell asleep again...my little bro was in it too. he was like some baby found somewhere and he had magic powers. to save the place. and like...his master was killed. and something like that. then i woke up after there was a lot more fighting and my bro was helping me escape(time fliew in the dream..llike 20 years)...and when i fell asleep again. there weere ruins everywehre and smith was on top laughing like some maniac and i was like some ghost...and my bro was in the water..dead. and this voice was talking to Whatsername...saying..they are all dead. its now in your hands...go to find some kind of master and he will help u.

then Haemoglobin sms me. and i woke up>< Whatsername, I'm Yours and You & Me went to watch movie then sentosa(he will post tomoro i think)...i went i with Haemoglobin and MuscleMan to watch Dragon Ball...abit like my dream lol. and play pool for 2 hours. i got owned. shits. haha

things that were esquiliano today...er..:

MuscleMan:" Er can we take the big table?"
Poolshopguy:"what big one. big is relative. if you dono measurements then i dont let u use? how about that...what if i did that? you must know wat yuo want...you want big one...this one also big. that one also big. i dono which one you talking about...you must tell me measuremetns...otherwise i think you dono wat u doing"
The Boy with No Name: "K. you give me measuring tape."

dumb pool guy

from superdribble to...

oh yea. superdribble. will now be known as ....*drumrolll* haemoglobin. yes. he has a colour. he has breathed the essence of esquiliano<3

mexican jumping beans and purple coaches

Wah. After the stress of bio test and the stuff due last week. The Boy with No Name has finally found time to go esquiliano again. Like all over. Its appearing everywhere you meet him. For instance, today he spent the time waiting for his bus, with Superdribble(who is about to get a new name...and who's case is being pushed for to get a colour code), he spent the time flagging down coaches. Yea, you know the big buses with aircon and comfort..yea there was a purple one yesterday..and a few smaller ones today. He just flagged them down. Superdribble was trying to hide his face behind his bag while laughing his ass off. haha. The drivers just looked at The Boy with No Name like something was wrong...and one even made a rude gesture by waving his arm. Sigh.
All in the spirit of esquiliano XD

Whatsername missed skl. cos hes sick. yea. so during math, i sat next to I'm Yours. Theothertan finally got my name right. FINALLY! I spent a few minutes with B1 and B2(Bananas in pajamas.) doing a skit with them teaching her my name. Oh yea. I drew B1 on 1 side of my paper. and B2 on the other. THEY LOOKED AWESOME

and liverpool bloody cracking won 4-0. The Boy with No Name asked You & Me this morning. He said4-0. Torres. Gerrard. Gerrard. Dossena. The Boy with No Name's mouth dropped open. And I'm Yours started laughing. 4-0!!! since when can liverpool do that. And then the greatest keeper in the world...aka toiletbowlfish....said dudek played>< and he watched it. haha. nice to see your glasses are watching:P

and then today after school...I'm Yours and You & Me stayed back to play basketball with orangeboots. While...The Boy with No Name, superdribble, Ace of Spades and sickcalves went pastamania to eat. So ex. So big the meals. yea right. so small. so we just spent the time talking abt wat we would do for RMUN dinner n dance and the fashion parade. haha

its good to be esquiliano again <3

Quotes of the day:
"I will be the guy with the big hat and the banjo...you can be the chubacabra. kt can be the mexican jumping bean, BFG can be the nacho...like sideways..and he can sit on someone to be the dip. and er...yea..." supperdribble...on what we should wear to the latin america dinner n dance theme

"How bout...you be the corn...then we grind you into corn flour. and then The Boy with No Name and BFG will rise from the ground...and become the taco. and then i will be the tomato. And then ys can be the lettuce...he will appear between us. then kt can be the mexican jumping bean that jumps inside and becomes the beans. we can be 1 costume together. the ultimate taco."
superdribble and The Boy with No Name came up with a new costume

"He can walk in and say...We are the UN forces" On what the BGF's line would be in the skit....gettit...he is saying...We..cuz hes...

After such a long while

Wow.. It's amazing how long ago it was when i last posted. I guess i had been busy, or did not have anything to post about, and thus i didn't. But i am posting now cos You & Me asked me to, and so did The Boy with No Name.

Argh... It has been a hectic, tiring term, but it has been a fast one. Really really very fast. Faster than any term i had been through. Finally, the one-week break comes, one that we truly deserve. It's a little more than 1 week actually, since we got two weekends, and one more extra day off, thanks to the J3s of The Other Side.

I'm guessing i would really enjoy this holiday, and i hope you peoples too. Then we can come back to school recharged, for yet another hectic, fast term (i guess it wld b so). And i hope tis friday we can go out!!!! Yea, so Whatsername, please, please, please, ask ur momo and dada. I mean mama and dodo. No.. er mama and daddy. Yea, ok wadever.. All sounds cute enough.

What a random post this is.. But there really isn't anything to post about. Lol. The Boy with No Name told me that Those With Sticks really hate me. Haha. Ok, i admit i have really been an asshole sometimes, ok maybe most of the times. I wun say whether my hatred for them is justified, i shall just apologise. And promise that i shan't b an asshole anymore.

So... Those With Sticks, especially Wai Chong (or however ur name is spelt), Ish, Jaspal (or however it's spelt), and Royston, i'm sorry. Really. Yea they probably wun see this so, The Boy with No Name, get them to. And tell them they can continue to hate me, i dun reli care, but im just sorry, and i shan't be an asshole to them again, even though i may still not like some of them.

Ok, that's all for my post.

We are the best.

Fridays

Any self-respecting Esquiliano lives for Fridays. Because that's the weekend, and that means more sleep. Apart from I'm Yours, who has weird sleeping habits, the rest of us survive the week by looking forward to Friday. Apart from the sleep we get on Friday night (except for poor The Boy With No Name) there is also soccer to look forward to!

So, two days ago, we played soccer, obviously. Starting at around 3.45pm, it was burning hot and there was only Around The World and Lightning Pace around when You & Me and Whatsername joined. So there was crossing and heading, and boredom, and heat, until more people arrived, along with some J3s and then some J2s, where there was a decent match.

Then the J(2 + 3)s left, so it was left with the usual Friday gang, where we started playing sports vs non-sports. It turned out to be a fiery affair courtesy of I'm Yours and his irrational (or maybe justified?) hatred of Those With Sticks.

Anyway, we played until around 8pm because it got dark, and the weather was nice and cool and the whole astroturf was ours. The game got slightly bad-tempered, as you would expect it to with I'm Yours around, and even You & Me got quite fired up. There was a lot of barging and bodying and shouting and so on. But most importantly, it was fun. Especially when you get to push Hands and not even bother with the ball... hehe.

So... that's the story of our Friday. Oh, but of course, Otah-Man, The Angry One, I'm Yours, You & Me and Whatsername went for dinner after that... so our Friday ended at a record late of 9.30pm or so.

But whatever. I know this post sounds very forced, but that's because The Boy With No Name forced me to post, so here it is...

...if not, I wouldn't have posted and J^2 Y^2 would have gone an unprecedented three days without a post! D:

Of Monks and Burnt Tongs

last few days...quite funny. haha. Monk. Has been absolutely hilarious. And with The Boy with No Name, the super team of The Boy with No Name and Monk have kept the level of laughter up in the class.

Monk has tried to get The Boy with No Name into trouble many a time. Law gave The Boy with No Name, I'm Yours, Whatsername and Monk prizes for guessing the guys face on the noticeboard. It was a packet of chocolate wafers. The Boy with No Name was discreetly eating them in class. Monk...on the other hand...wasn't eating. He was putting his hand under The Boy with No Name's table and putting air into his mouth. In a very elaborate fashion. Needless to say...The Boy with No Name was caught. Stupid Monk. And then...Monk kept on making wierd noises to piss of Prick. Who was sitting near him. Prick kept looking up and scolding The Boy with No Name. Not fair. Monk is driving Prick nuts. I'm telling you. One of these days he's gonna blow.

And then today in the chem lab...during the mock test. The Boy with No Name could not pour Pottasium Dichromate into his test tube properly. And spilt alot on the floor. It did not only go onto the floor. Sorry Whatsername!! Hope the stain comes off:P And then. The Boy with No Name's tongs...were half burnt. So they kept catching fire. And eventually half the tongs just fell off. So much for safety tongs.

Thanks You & Me:D for helping:D

A few things that Monk has done..since he is an honorary esquiliano....

The Boy with No Name "I think David has grown taller this year"
Monk " Yea. Now he has to pay to use the mrt"

Monk, to The Boy with No Name " When Prick finally blows. And asks me why i keep doing wierd things in class to annoy him. I am going to say " If god did not think you could deal with me, he would not have sent me down to do this to you. I am an obstacle in your path"


more on Monk next time

Of long surveys...

Today was a good day.

Actually, not really... I realised I suck at magic, unlike Ace of Spades. And Fat Little Shit was being damn retarded during PI. He wanted to change his name, so he was deciding between Fug Lee (pronounced fugly), Ting Tang Wala Wala Bing Ben... and other such retarded stuff. The One Who Broke The Watch and You & Me were exasperated... so we whacked him. But he just continued laughing. Hopeless, I tell you.

Then we went to Book Land, where a girl who supposedly looks like The Ant asked me to do a survey... so I agreed, thinking it would be a short one minute thing. But she took out a stack of paper and slowly went through it. It was torturous and took about fifteen minutes... but she said my handwriting is nice! See, I'm Yours, You & Me has nice handwriting that is neater than yours!

Apart from that, it was a boooooring day. And my phone bill is going to explode with the cost of overseas sms-ing. (Actually it's not really very very very expensive, but enough to make You & Me's mom a very angry woman. Uh-oh.)

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Lalala. I am posting of my own free will for once. PE (for a lack of a better name) was decent, learning tennis. The other half of the Funhouse,though, as related to me The Boy With No Name, with unpleasing comments, learnt about other round stuff. (ahem) Monk's essays are mind-blowing!!! Out of respect, I will give you a colour on our posts. The Boy With No Name then did a really naughty thing during Maths-Science, which cannot be revealed!

After skipping-a-lunch in You & Me's classroom while debating the true nature of esquilianos, we had Thinking lesson. Though there was not much thinking, especially on The Boy With No Name's part, who tried to play a prank on me by flicking the switch on my computer. Absolutely unfortunately for him, that plug was inevitably connected to his computer, and well...now you all know why he was on the floor and I was literally LOL. Try again next time, The Boy With No Name.

Before we went home, I'm Yours, You & Me and I were learning breakdancing! Which can be painful. Yes I would know. But fun! =D

Today was a good day, hopefully tomorrow will be as well! =D

Great song: Hold Up My Heart - Brooke White

Wad's J^2Y^2 coming to... My god.

Hiiii peoples!!!! It's the first day of March!!! We are nearly 1/4 through the year already!!! Fast isn't it? Haha.

Firstly, thanks You & Me, for thinking that I am the best defender in the world. I must say, that is sooooo true. NOT. Yea, but anyway the match was nice... Well at least the match highlights of that match on Footyfilms was. It was nice to see the agony... the agonising misses of Real Madrid. And Liverpool was really shit lucky to win. And, yea, nice shot by Alonso... So bloody accurate..

Secondly, yea, 1-2-3-4 is a nice song. It's one of the three english songs i listen to. Haha. The rest are all chinese songs. Cos chinese songs rock. They so do. At least they are much more sincere than english songs... English songs are only nice cos of their catchy tune.. Really.

Thirdly, i think our tagboard is sooo funny. Thx to The Monk. That nickname was created by me ok... See, i made it fun. Cos of the nickname then came the temple.. kungfu... morning exercise all that funny stuff. Haha, i must say The Monk is a natural joker man...

Lastly, Whatsername is rather inactive i must say, not that i am that much more active, but at least i post on my own iniative. Haha. Whatsername u gotta post on ur own initative, and not only when u are 'forced' to. Haha. And could u come online more often.. According to You & Me, he is so bored cos the 2 of us happen to be offline at the same time. Haha.

P.S. The Boy with No Name, that post was bloody cock.

We are the best.

PotW #1

The title stands for Picture of the Week. Every Saturday, You & Me will post a picture which defines the week for him. In other words, it shall be my highlight of the week!

...I was tempted to post a picture of a sine graph, but I said highlight, so it shall be something happy and awesome. Like Liverpool's magnificent 1-0 win over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. I know I'm Yours disagrees because of the shit defending, but that's because he is the best defender in the world and everyone else sucks in comparison. Try to be understanding, I'm Yours!

Anyway, less words, more pictures. (But a picture is a thousand words, so I'm actually posting a lot more words...)

Alonso shooting from his own half, Cannavaro looking on, stunned, and Casillas rushing back to tip it over the bar.

Boredom

Boredom redefines retardation. Especially when it's only You & Me and The Boy With No Name online. Without I'm Yours and Whatsername around to spice things up, we had to resort to... other means to entertain ourselves.

...no, what were you thinking?

Which reminds me, the Assumption Song! Go listen to it and see what I mean. (:

Anyway, back to the main point. So, with no other Esquilianos to talk to, no Facebook notes to complete, no soccer on TV - basically nothing worth living for, You & Me and The Boy With No Name resorted to... singing.

(In case you didn't know, I sing in the bathroom and use the shower head as my mic. I'm that awesome. And oh gosh this is embarrassing but WHATEVER. THE WORST WEEK EVER JUST ENDED SO I SHALL BE HAPPY.)

And... that explains the previous post by The Boy With No Name. We managed to waste a lot of time singing Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade. It entertained us for a while, and I even completed adding album art to my new songs while singing with him. Such a lovely duet.

Oh by the way this week was the worst week ever. It's like sin 270 degrees on a sine graph! For my life, that is. And I'm becoming a math geek who uses math for analogies. ARGH NEED BETTER ANALOGIES.

...1, 2, 3, 4 (I Love You) is playing on the radio! Such ingenius lyrics... there's only one thing, two do, three words, four you! (Yay more math references!)

Okay there was no link. But just to share, while The Boy With No Name, You & Me and Whatsername were at Newspaper Club, we were trying to come up with an interesting and captivating announcement, but so far only managed to come up with a few jokes, courtesy of You & Me, of course - he has such a great sense of humour.

"We have articles on the sec one orientation... not physics, not bio, orientation chem!"
"We wil have a section on the Team of The Season so far...but to be Frank, Lampard won't be in it."
"Petr Cech it out!"

And with that, I'm signing off. SINE GRAPH IS GOING UP!

best...thing....

You & Me will elaborate about today after this post. But first The Boy with No Name must show you how retarded he is. And how bored. You & Me & The Boy with No Name were bored. They did this:

You & Me says (22:44):
imma post now
You & Me says (22:44):
dont care
You & Me says (22:44):
find something to post about
You & Me says (22:44):
haha
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
lol
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
lets sing
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
best
You & Me says (22:44):
how to sing on our blog?
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
*waits for next words..*
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
on msn la...
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
start again
The Boy with No Name says (22:44):
best
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
*starts again*
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
best
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
BEST
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
(SAY THE NEXT WORD You & Me)
You & Me says (22:45):
best?
You & Me says (22:45):
lol what song?
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
duh
The Boy with No Name says (22:45):
the best song to sing in a group
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
best thing bout tonights that wre not fightinggg
You & Me says (22:46):
could it be that we have been this way before?
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
noo
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
1 sylabul at a time
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
best
You & Me says (22:46):
thing
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
bout
You & Me says (22:46):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
nights
You & Me says (22:46):
that
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
we're
You & Me says (22:46):
not
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
FIGHTINNGGG
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
NOOO
You & Me says (22:46):
... thats two
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
yea but its teh end of a line
You & Me says (22:46):
could
The Boy with No Name says (22:46):
it
You & Me says (22:47):
be
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
that
You & Me says (22:47):
we
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
had
You & Me says (22:47):
been
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
this
You & Me says (22:47):
way
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
be
You & Me says (22:47):
...
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
FORe
You & Me says (22:47):
its BEFOREEEEEEEEE
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
BOFOREEEE
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
*BEFOREEEe
You & Me says (22:47):
i
The Boy with No Name says (22:47):
know
You & Me says (22:47):
you
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
don't
You & Me says (22:48):
think
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
that
You & Me says (22:48):
i
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
am
You & Me says (22:48):
TRYINGGGGGGGGGGG
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
I
You & Me says (22:48):
know
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
youre
You & Me says (22:48):
wear
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
ing
You & Me says (22:48):
thin
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
down
You & Me says (22:48):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:48):
the
You & Me says (22:49):
COREEEEEEEEEEEE
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
But
You & Me says (22:49):
hold
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
your
You & Me says (22:49):
breath
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
be
You & Me says (22:49):
cause
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
to
You & Me says (22:49):
night
The Boy with No Name says (22:49):
will
You & Me says (22:50):
be
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
the
You & Me says (22:50):
night
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
that
You & Me says (22:50):
i
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
will
You & Me says (22:50):
fall
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
for
You & Me says (22:50):
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
NOOOO
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
o
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
its just you
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
then i say
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
o
You & Me says (22:50):
ver
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
AGAINNNNNN
You & Me says (22:50):
dont
The Boy with No Name says (22:50):
make
You & Me says (22:50):
me
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
change
You & Me says (22:51):
my
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
mind
You & Me says (22:51):
or
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
?
You & Me says (22:51):
or i wont live to see another day what
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
I
You & Me says (22:51):
wont
The Boy with No Name says (22:51):
live
You & Me says (22:52):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
see
You & Me says (22:52):
a
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
nother
You & Me says (22:52):
day
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
I
You & Me says (22:52):
swear
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
its
You & Me says (22:52):
trueeeee
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
be
You & Me says (22:52):
cause
The Boy with No Name says (22:52):
a
You & Me says (22:52):
HAHA IM DONE WITH COVER ART
You & Me says (22:52):
and we're only at first chorus...
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
A
You & Me says (22:53):
girl
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
like
You & Me says (22:53):
you
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
's
You & Me says (22:53):
im
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
poss
You & Me says (22:53):
i
The Boy with No Name says (22:53):
ble
You & Me says (22:53):
to
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
FIND
You & Me says (22:54):
you're
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
im
You & Me says (22:54):
pos
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
si
You & Me says (22:54):
ble
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
to
You & Me says (22:54):
FIND
You & Me says (22:54):
OKAY ENOUGH
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
NOO
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
haha
You & Me says (22:54):
bloody retarded xD
The Boy with No Name says (22:54):
ima posting this shit

and yes. i did change all the msn nicknames..

Edit by You & Me: GOOD JOB THE BOY WITH NO NAME! HAHAHA.

Forced...To...Post...

I have been forced to post...but there's nothing to post about man. Like I'm Yours mentioned, I screwed up my Crappy Class Test. Hope I get double digit score. Nothing interesting happened today...except a great header by Israel's Finest to put The Original Reds in a good position for the second leg. Class Party tomorrow for January and February babies. That should be fun. Perhaps something post-worthy will happen.

Song stuck in my head today: Sketches (20 Something Life) - La Rocca

All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life
Glory pieces shining on a page
Boxing night of disappointing rage
Legends never leave an ounce of flesh
Colour fades a memory like death
I mistook with all the sense I had
Words laid down in mornings' turning sad
Left a window seat for who may pass
Long to see a skirt or cotton blouse
Inside of a womans' changing room
Got invited back, gave opinion too
Coloured queen a winters' night in a bath
Can you feel this prose tease out a laugh
All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life

Never got to see the mighty sands
Settled for a back-row in the stands
Many New Years Eves' I spent alone
Shaking with the fear while crawling home
Digging even deeper down for oil
To fuel the fires roaring in my soul
Of course I wanted credit where its' due
I feel so very blessed to play with you
We get over everything it seems
Wide awake while all around is dream
Dig your Autumn taste and marriage needs
For half a piece of mind, I mined your peace
Using every face I run into
Take a seat and tell me something new
All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life

Maybe when we travel left of town
I could play the 20-something down
Pretend I've won the lottery and sing
Get into the mansion house and
Bring, a bottle opened slowly at the door
Added to the missing lions roar
Didn't we go looking for the place
Where all my inspirations wrote their face
Telephone kept buzzing on the plane
Filming what could never be again
All I have's this journal that I write
Sketches of a 20-something life

Lastly, a quote:
"Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future."

New plan to Fridays...

Hey peoples. Sad news sia. There will be a change of activities on fridays. I'm Yours and Super(Shot+GPA) will not be playing soccer with The Usual Bunch anymore.. We gotta do CIP... Probably for... a month or so? Or maybe longer... Yes... but it's ok lar, still got You & Me, Whatsername and The Boy with No Name...

Today's math test was ok i guess... Not too hard, luckily i could see the catch to the circular measure questions. Didn't go very well for Whatsername is it? It's ok, jiayou next time!!!

Hey nobody answered my question on fullstops. Is it that bad a question? I dun think so.... LOL. But we do realise the importance of fullstops in our lives. See, i have used almost 20 fullstops since i started and still counting.

Anyway, thank you Otah-Man! For the nuggets today! Haha although i paid for it... But i paid half.. Yes so still thx...

Nth to talk about leh..hmm... Yay liverpool won! Yay chelsea won! Yay man utd drew... LOL. Kidding... I'm neutral. Dun get me wrong...

K, that's for the day.

We are the best.

of facebook and msn

Today was damn lame. Seriously. The Funhouse. Is. Screwed. Up. haha. in a good way =D
during CLE, Mr Law was telling us about teachers and student relationships or smthn like that...like how we can make their life very difficult. So he wanted one of us to be the teacher, then everyone dont respond see what happen. he picked me. as usual. I think he was expecting me to try for like 5 mins or smthn. I just started asking people what date came after 11 march etc. din work. so i pointed to his drawing of the male genitals and said...benn what can u do with this..(my best chance out of getting an answer) and no reply. so i walked out. haha. damn funny. He wasnt expecting that.

but well..u kinda get what he means yea? but thats not the point of this damn blog. The point. Is to list the total retardedness of what we do. BUt the thing is, there have not been enough retarded things going around lately...cuz we all so busy. haha.

lol. erm. erm. erm.*thinking of something dumb*
oh yea.... i shall tell u how retarded some people can be(NOT IN A GOOD WAY)

Swimmerboy " Eh i added Noh Alam Shah on Facebook."
The Boy with No Name "Yea right...probably some random person create an account cause he obsessed. I am sure you believe its him"
Swimmerboy " No! Really its him!! Whu you dont believe me!!! Even got photos of him he put up one, like weearing jersey and all."
*muscleman runs to cubicle to spit out water cuz hes laughing too hard*
*everyone else just stares and laughes their asses off*

and another one long long ago...i think last year.

Unamed said that he had Emma Watson's, Daniel Radcliff's and Rupert Grint's msns. The Boy with No Name takes one look at him. Bursts out laughing. And says. "You that dumb?" And Unamed says..no...im serious. Really. They accepted also, Then once in a while you see them online,....but very very late...like early morning...cause i asked them..thats afternoon there. The Boy with No Name looks at him again and falls off the seat laughing. "you prick!, if its early morning here its late night there". And then Unamed insists he has their emails. So Th Boy with No Name asks for them. Reply: one-take-watson@hotmail.com, and forgot the other 2...but have their names in it. Figure out yourself whether hes retarded(not in thegood way) or im just being dumb. Haha. And then Whatsername and The Boy with No Name just proceed to make the whole leeson by discussing what Jessica Alba told them last night on msn. And that Angelina would be sending them something damn cool that night. Needless to say...Unamed was not amused.

Quote of the day: "I'm serious! Got photo all! With the jerseys!! Why you don't believe" - Swimmerboy, after The Boy with No Name mentioned it again about 10 mins later.

cos love equals nothing

Figure the title out yourself. It isn't related to this post at all...

...or it might be, because tomorrow is the maths CCT! (and that rhymes by the way) I'm a poet and I didn't know it! I can make a rhyme anytime!

Okay, I'll stop showing off my literary skills. Or lack thereof. Ahem.

Anyway, today has been shit. Couldn't sleep properly last night - fell asleep at around midnight then woke up at four plus and couldn't fall back asleep. And I need my sleep. Like, ten to twelve hours a day, which I'm sadly not getting. So, I felt like shit throughout the day... during geog... and english... and chinese... and maths... and lit... until I was dismissed... and then still feel like shit... go home... practice maths... blah blah blah. You get the drift. My life is boring.

Especially when Whatsername and I'm Yours go for Naked Police Catching Cockroach and I can't go, then it's soooooo boring. Some more The Boy With No Name who didn't go for Lamest Sport Ever didn't stay online to accompany me. He went to sleep! Asshole.

Okay I shall stop boring you - I posted for the sake of posting.

CAN THIS WEEK END LIKE RIGHT NOW PLEASE. D:

Nobody's posting...

You & Me is sad that no one is posting. So i shall make him happy by posting :)

Tmr got maths cct sia... And i did not prepare. I read thru the worksheets... but when i tried to bring myself to practice (do some ques), i fell asleep. LOL. And i am not exactly that sleepy... Hehe.

Arr.. enough about maths. Boring. Well, school's back to normal. Really back to normal. No more exchange students, and Smith's back in the funhouse :) The Otah Man (ok, i know you don't want this name but you didn't tell me wad u want to be called) said that she was pissed, but she is not at all! In fact she is so happy she is back teaching us :) Wif people like I'm Yours and Whatsername, and sometimes The Boy with No Name bringing so much life to the funhouse, how can Smith be not happy teaching us? Haha.

See, no more lame jokes. I shall stop. got bad trauma today. After i made a lame joke (it's not that bad actually), i got pushed so hard by Whatsername... Like as if some truck crashed into me sia... Hehe. So scary. No more. No more. But yes more-rison. HAHAHA. Ok, ok, that was the last one. Stop. STOP.

Talking about stop reminds me of the fullstop. There, i just typed a fullstop after the word fullstop. Why is it called a fullstop? We continue writing after the fullstop, don't we? So shouldn't we call it.. like... half-stop? temporary-stop? Any ideas peoples? Why call fullstop? Haha. Stupid question but i bet none of us really thought about it before :) Good luck peoples. Own maths!

We are the best.

Zoo?

yesterdays soccer....so retarded. at the zooxD

and they all try to murder me. stupid bitches. Whatsername the only one that really loves me. First, Otah Man kicked me just under my big toe on the right foot. If anyone knows how Otah Man kicks the ball...they would be saying OUCH U POOR SHIT I PITY U! He swings his whole friggin body and wacks the ball so hard u wanna scream...but it doesnt go far cuz hes hitting it kinda wrongly...but still alot of power. SO ALL DAT EFFIN POWER WENT RIGHT INTO MY RIGHT FOOT! NO WAIT>>>RIGHT UNDERNEATHTOEAREA!... he kicked...and i was like OH F***. and fell over. and then was whimpering (oh my f***ing god) x dono manny times.

Then i get up after a while(everyone came to see if i was ok...cuz they all know how Otah Man kicks.) A few minutes later. Wait first i gotta tell you how BFG hits the ball. He wacks it with his toe. Really hard. Like the few times its on target...it rattles to bar. ALOT. SO ITS HARD! harder than Otah Man. So im being the brave ass bitch that i am. And i run up to him. He doesnt know whre to pass so he rams straight. INTO MY LEFT FRICKIN BALL. lol. once again ... i grunt. really really loudly. Whatsername, You & Me and I'm Yours were laughing damn hard. IT HURTS! so i rolled around. Dragged myself out. Sat down and just waited to let it subside.

Then i go back on...and a few minutes later...You & Me unleashes a rocket...that I'm Yours takes a swing at...mishits..and deflects straight on my head. From the side. It made me drop to the floor...such was the impact. They laughed. LAUGHED. can u beleive it.

Actually i laughed too....but still. HAHA. And then....the whole time...everyone was wearing streetsoccershoes. I only brought boots cuz i had training later. i din want to hurt anyone...so i played barefoot. FOR THE FIRST HOUR. I got hurt so much>< i couldnt take it i booted up then they died. And theprick kept playing rugby with me while we were playing. Stupid shit.

Stil...had fun. haha. wont post about yesterday. To emotional. HAHA.

and yes...it was a zoo....cuz they were all frikin animals u murdering bitches.

ciao

Hang in there, people!

It's a tough few days for us, otherwise known as e-ffing-learning!

I'm Yours, hang in there. Whatsername, good luck with your work, you non-online bitch. I'm not sure if The Boy With No Name is in any mood to do work, but cheer up and get started!

My posts are getting less and less retarded and more and more meaningful. ARGH NEED TO SNAP OUT OF THIS HABIT.

Yesterday we went to the "zoo", as I'm Yours calls it. In my opinion, that was one of the worst jokes I've ever heard. Despite that, it was a nice day. Shall not elaborate too much on the soccer because you all know that You & Me just dominated the whole game, scored about 432153617 goals, made 36 goal line clearances and got headed in the balls by a certain I'm Yours.

Moving on, The Place With The Free Flow Of Drinks was closed due to renovations, so we want to The Big M instead. Whatsername and You & Me once more succumbed to the folly of buying...

MEGA MAC SPICY! MEALS! UPSIZED!

And we were incredibly bloated and spiced up, so we walked... slowly... out of the shithole that we were in and towards the bus stop. Oh, and we passed this black river that smelt of shit... and now that I think of it, I can smell it too! Took two bloody hours to get home on the dreaded 14 bus, and then the 173 bus that I'm Yours loves so much. Or does he?

ANYWAY, WORK WORK WORK. GO DO YOUR E-FFING-LEARNING EVERYBODY!

That was wet. And violent.

the last 3 days...have been...to say in the very least...hectic? haha for me at least. gawd im so tired. today was the first time i was back before 10.30...and i came back at 8.30 today. yawn

anyways...lets see....saturday saturday.... after school i ran all the way to school to meet the Surabayaians...as we were going to bugis and then esplanade and then orchard. so lame. but so fun. my group was....dono who n who...and PINGKY, ELVINHA. MEYSI, CITRA. lol. i had to leave at 3...to go for Thetallones's birthday party. damn fun. I reached The Pitch a bit late. Turns out its illegal...as the reconstruction was not approved...so we played under the pretext of testign for fire drill lol. they did one after 20 mins. haha.

damn fun. super. we like ran round and round and round and round...and played spastic soccer. Cuz all the people were in 1 pitch...then the cool ones in teh other...and very few cool ones ...:P so we got more space yay! and then...kumari did a full bicycle kick. YESH. but he missed by a bit. and then he and adib were playing goalkick into goal. lol.

then we went back to Thetallones's house. Supposed to be just food and talk and music. was a lot more. hehe. But there were like 4 seperate groups of people sitting around...like din mix. There were the hockey manjans...around the dinner table... then the manjans who think they are cool. and then the 4G *nerds*. and then there were us. me, ish, jas, adib, kumari, gulshan, n akshay next to the pool talking cock. Then SK called.

SK :"how do i get to gulshans house from Newton"(it was abt 8oclock).
Kumari "walk across the big field. you will see a road on your right and busstop on the right"
SK: " OK. Done. But no main road. No bus stop."
Kumari " what do you see?"
SK: "A toilet"

HAHA. he went the wrong way(we think...we duno where he went)

so then he gets it right and takes the bus over. and we too scared to let him walk in case he gets lost. so we go pick him up. then we just sit n talk cock. And then the "cool manjans"(they just think they cool la) started beatboxing and trying to sing int he patio. so me n ish...indians to the core...grabbed speakers...put the ipod on...and ran out blasting BHANGARA! and dancing. they were so pissed. haha

and then after cake cutting.... ii through Thetallone's bro into the pool. Thetallone pushed me in after that. Then i ran out..cuz i was wearing jeans>< and i grabbed him and dumped him in. Then i went to change into shorts. Adib also. Kumari stripped. Khiari and SK n akshay took out tee shirts...like adib. and jumped in. so we had fun...throwing each other around.. and wacking each other with floats. and played till after 10...all the manjans had left LOL.

then i went home dripping wet and so tired. i post about sunday tomorow


p.s. quotes of the day:

"Akshay...they are so lame you should eat them up. Oh wait you can't youre vegetarian" - SK
"Adib...you are sweating like a dog....HAAHA u can't touch yourself" - SK
"Open up the room door...they all playing chess and talking about geography" - Me...about the 4G people
"Why no manjans in the pool!" - Akshay

The Boring Times...

Haiz... Sad... Staff training days gonna be over... And so much work to do... Tests coming up. No more holidays until March school holidays... Indonesian students are gone... School's gone back to normal... Damn shit feeling... Damn sian.... Hate the English syllabus this year so far.. so many crap assignments like ERP and the Social Issues Speech shit...

How to keep cheerful in times like these? Can't even make a retarded joke now... Haiz...

Peoples. is it only me? Or is someone feeling liddat too?

We are the best.

What a late post...

The time now is .... 10.43pm!!! And i'm writing my post for today!!! Unimaginable!!! I mean.. it's so late!!!

I'm Yours is at You & Me's house right now.. Yea, to further show that I'm Yours. (hehe get the pun? no you don't do you? yes? you do? no, u dont!!! say u dont!!!) Whatever... Bleah...

What shall i say... Nice words of wisdom You & Me. It's so appropriate. Cheer up soon k!! ^^ The Boy with No Name too! Cheer up. I got nothing to say to Whatsername... Oh and You & Me just told me what to say. Why u change ur email? You are too old for that. Only small kids change their emails every now and then. Grow up Whatsername. Grow some bollocks.

Ok the match's starting soon. byebye. muacks <3

We are the best.

Wise Words

I know it's off-tangent for this blog, but You & Me has some wise words for everyone.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

Upcoming 4-day weekend

Woo~~ 4-days weekend. Lalalala~~ Do-re-mi-fa-SO, let's get to the main point now (get the joke? haha. see, my joking ain't that bad k, You & Me. In fact, it's the best. Simply the best. ^^ and your last sentence doesn't make sense. if it's a joke, you fail. if it's a analogy, u fail badly. haha jkjk.)

Right, The Main Side has decided to be nice and give us day-offs for Monday and Tuesday. Actually, it's not day offs. It's STD!!!! Not sexually transmitted diseases lar... Staff training day. Where the Masters go for meditation. And hopefully reach enlightenment...

But actually it's nothing so great, except for the fact that we get to sleep in late on Monday and not get Monday red! I mean orange... no... yellow.. no i mean Monday blues! Right. Sorry. We got quite a bit of work to do anyway, ya so... Hmm... But we can go out! Like today, You & Me and I'm Yours went to school to look for the Indonesians, but again... thx to their insensitivity to the factor called 'time', we met them for like... 20mins... after waiting for... 1hr 15 mins... Sigh... And Monday we might be going to the ZOO. Ya where there are CAGEs.. Haha. My level of joking is awesome... Admirable. Thank you.

Yea, like You & Me said, soccer was nice on friday. Bball was nice too rmb? Haha. But i disagree with him when he said we should have stayed. We should have gone. It was the right choice. We have years ahead to play soccer Whatsername, The Boy with No Name, Super(Shot+GPA) (expand it and you get Supershot + SuperGPA, and only one person has that...) and others, so going with them was ok. I noe that we should put bros over hoes, and pals over gals, but it was ok.. Not like The Fiesty One (if you dunno who i am talking about it's ok) is a girl... Ya so....

On a side note, my impostor is still on the loose. Everbody watch out. He walks with a limp on his left leg.. Ok ok joking. To stop him from imposing me anymore, i shall stop tagging on the tag board. So if there are any more tags by my name, it's not me. K? Take note peoples. :) (And the tag about "four day weekend. YaY" was not by me)

We are the best.

I'm sorry...

...for not posting since Tuesday. D:

Everyone else has posted except me during these few days, so I shall make up for it by being the first to post on Saturday! Nothing retarded enough has happened this week to post for, though, unlike in Funhouse where shit hits the fan every day. That's why The Boy With No Name, Whatsername and I'm Yours have things to post about and I don't!

Isn't that unfair on You & Me? Friday wasn't too bad though - something happened in Unfunhouse. Like in Funhouse, it was our last day with the Indonesians!

...but I don't have a class picture like I'm Yours, because in my picture it's only you and me. (HAHA NICE PUN.) Anyway, you probably didn't get that, which means my humour is degenerating to the standard of I'm Yours. Oh no!

After the end of school we played soccer. It was a fun game with just enough people, except that there was also the Toiletbowl Fish. Sadly, I'm Yours and You & Me left after a short while to meet the Indonesians, but they walk at the speed of shit and like to mo, which makes I'm Yours a very angry man. Then at 5.15 they finished bathing and said they needed to eat dinner at 5.30! The two of us were stunned. So we sat down on the prickly grass and talked until 5.30, then they said they could go at 5.50. Which would have given enough time for a tour of The Other Side! But since they're retards and also guests, we were nice and didn't secretly punch them in the back of the head (or want to) when we finally went over to The Other Side, where only four of them followed us after all!

Long story short, it was a complete waste of time and I'm Yours and You & Me should have played soccer with bros instead of going out with hoes.

That's the moral of the story: bros over hoes! pals over gals!

And lastly, thanks to I'm Yours and Whatsername for the support. I've never felt better. Like My Little Pony frolicking on a cotton candy cloud! Awww!

Tonight will be the night...

I always wonder if people write their post first? or...do they fill in the title first. lol. I write it first. Cuz i have absolutely no idea what im gonna write. Today. Was. Funny. During lit, The Boy with No Name and Thefastestpersononearth were doing their lit dramatization. Damn funny. They were doing this thing, where there were 4 people in the scene. But only 2 of them. So The Boy with No Name was Cecily and Algernon while Thefastestpersononearth was Gwendolen and Jack They were hopping around swtiching people, kissing themselves and god knows what else. LOL!

And then during chem, like Whatsername said, there was a relief teacher. The Boy with No Name and Vege Monk started playing tennis at the back with their hands and feet and 2 tennis balls. I'm Yours and Whatsername joined in for a bit. damn funny.

And then during math, The Boy with No Name and Whatsername, were singing all kinds of lame songs to I'm Yours. We were like....Going back to the corner, where I first saw you...gonna camp in my sleeping bag...im not gonna moooovee and sang damn loudly near his ears. He was trying to pay attention.

Here is a version of Fall for You that I came up with.
What happened was that on my OIP, Thaiboy's house once had a leak in his roof. So the water fell on him when he was sleeping. The next day;

Best thing bout tonight's that its not raining.
Could it be that it had been this way before
I know you dont think that I am drying....
I know you're getting wet down to the core...

But HOLD YOUR BREATH(closes nose)
Because tonight will be the night that it will rain again...over again....
Don't make me change my mind
I won't live to see another house,
I swear its true...Because a house like this is impossible to find...impossible to find..

This is not...what I intended
I always swore to you the roof wouldnt fall apart
You always thought that i wasnt lying
I may have failed but I have patched it from the start
Ohhhhh

But hold your breath(closes nose)
Because tonight will be the night that it will rain again..over againnnn
Don't make me change my mind
I won't live to see another house,
I swear its true...Because a house like this is impossible to find...impossible...

So breathe in so deep...take as much as in as possible
Cuz the air is yours to keep.
And hold on to your float cuz its not cheap
And remember me tonight, when you're drowining...

Because tonight will be the night that it will rain again,..over againnnn
Don't make me change my mind
I won't live to se another house,
I swear is true...Beucase a house like this is impossible to find... Impossible to find...

im good. Iknow

Funhouse

Well, that's what our class is. Today was alright, considering we had a relief teacher for Bottled Science and Whatsername and I'm Yours got crystals out of one of the solutions which were gold! We had nothing to keep it in so we didn't. =( During the other-subject-which-we-also-have a-relief-teacher, we simply screwed around in the Funhouse. During recess, Whatsername, I'm Yours and The Boy With No Name went to The Other Side to eat. And Whatsername and I'm Yours were stunned by a...wow. Never mind.

Looking forward to 4-day weekend? You bet so. Though the school cheated by giving us mucho work. D=

Looking at the popularity of the video Whatsername posted yesterday, more will be posted if stuff happen in the Funhouse. Especially since they will be of better quality in the future. 5 MP vs 8.1 MP? Although incomaprable to Nellie's 265394563948.2 MP camera!

Anyway, its been a long day...so goodnight everyone. =D Don't be sad, You & Me.

Nothing much to say. Just checking in for today.

Whatsername requested for me to let him post about school today. So fine. I'm Yours shall be nice and let him do it. Thanks Monk! You have added some life to our tagboard. Haha. Your comments are spastic enough ^^

Today was the last day the Indonesians are going to stay. Bye-bye. Shall put the photo we took here.





There you go. Nice photo :) See a 'ghost hand' beside me? Yea go ahead and guess who i am. Haha. That's Keeeeen Sooooony's hand. Soooo scary... LOL.

K nth much to say today.

You & Me, be strong!

We are the best.

Stuff...

Whatsername has been peer-pressurized into posting. Since I took a nice video in class today, I shall post it! Since everyone probably knows who we are anyway...




My apologies to non-chinese-speaking readers...=D

To My Freaking Impostor

Hi peoples. Again I'm Yours is the 1st one to post today. As i said umpteen times, I'm Yours is the best. But only if it is the original I'm Yours. Yea, not any hoo-haa impostor that decided to have the same name as me. See the tagboard? Some of the tags by 'I'm Yours' are actually not by me. Those were by my impostor.

Fck you impostor. Go get a life. Get a new name. There are so many names, so why must you use the same one as me? Only i am good enough for the name. So again, fck you. If your aim is to make me angry and laugh at me being angry, you succeeded. Happy? I am SOOOO fcking pissed at you now. I swear I am. So, if you do have something better to do, go do it. If not, kindly fck off.

Ahh... enough about assholes... Let's now talk about my love. You & Me is not feeling well :( his appetite has been close to 0 for the past few days. I dunno why, and You & Me doesn't know too.. Is it cos he doesnt wan to spend? I dun think so... You & Me isnt the kind that will skip meals to save money. Something's wrong, hope the doc cures him. Give him Potion! Not enough, then Hyper Potion! Last resort, use Full Restore! Confirm settle. Haha.

What happened in school today.. Hmm... Nothing much.. Just the usual stuff.. Whatsername the lucky boy got to skip his chinese oral... The Best Chinese Teacher in the World forgot about it. Haha. Oh ya. And The Best Physics Teacher in the World is sooooo biased towards The Angry One. She lets him sleep and dun let ppl talk bad about him. I think she is scared of him. Or maybe she's just being nice. Anyway, actually she's not the best. The Vegetarian Monk is. He rocks. He taught me Physics today. Just in case u dunno who i am talking about, his best friend is The Boy with No Name. Haha.

Alright, that's my post for today! Peoples come and post! You & Me is excused cos he's sick. Recover soon!

We are the best.

Of rapes and nunchucks

By far. One of the most tiring days ever. lol. Seriously. Had PE, played soccer, had training. Woah. Haha. During Recess, Whatsername and I'm Yours and I played soccer. With Muscle Man, Orange Studs, Super Dribble, National Team and a few others. Damn fun. WOuldve continued playing all the way till don't know when if it werent for the sun. And SS. We were late anyways. LOL.

After school and RE presentations. I found the nunchucks(duno how to spell). Basically, I had a lightsaber. It was purple. Someone broke it. So my jedi master sent down a new dustpan. It was blue. And then today, I found my purple one's 2 pieces strung together by a string. NUNCHUCKS!(SPL?) YEA! Then we were playing cards, and whatsername threw the water bag at me. So I ran after him with the NUNCHUCKS and my lightsaber:D. Tomorrow they die. XD

And then I got taupokked after training. Because I was playing soccer with the Ones From The Room. We were running around tackling each other and and trying to get past everyone solo. Its retarded. So I grabbed Fauzan...and he grabbed me, and dumped me down, and then everyone came...and they tried to rape...but only got to tickling as i resisted.

Anyways..today very boring lah...nothing interesting happen. Tomorrow confirm got, got physics. XD nights

P.S. I think TCY saw me waving my lightsaber outside class, so I ran in, then he walked to outside the class and looked around >< gotta be more careful with my secret weapon