More on the camp.

So, You & Me, Whatsername and I'm Yours just attended the Best Camp Ever.

Yes, it really was. At least, the first night was. As You & Me excitedly proclaimed at approximately 10.45pm, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD AGAIN.

Which rang true for the rest of the night. Why? Let's recount some of the things we did that night.

Basil and garlic Pringles chips. Best Pringles flavour ever, as Whatsername has fondly recalled in his post.

Bathing. Only the three of us at the swimming pool toilets, trying to scare each other by pretending we got a violent shock, not bathing in some cubicles because there was the ventilation pipe thing over it and we thought we would get sucked in, the ****ing jetstream that threatened to blast our balls off while bathing.

Iron lines. First time ever we ironed our uniform, and boy, were we proud of ourselves. And realized that mommas (as we so coined) were legendary heroes and possessed magical skills of ironing.

Shiny boots. We polished like there was no tomorrow, and the results were shiny ****ing boots! Like, you could see my reflection in them, baby. And this helped I'm Yours attain a certificate for being the best cadet of his and my group. Sexy.

Ass Like That, by Eminem. Best song ever, especially when singing it to a certain Potassium Hydroxide and shaking our ass and pee pees, which, by the way, go da doing doing doing!

Dancing and singing. Yeah, You & Me and Whatsername went stark raving mad, and sang along to every single song that we decided to play, as well as dancing and frolicking and causing Super(Shot + GPA) to shake his head in disbelief. And we're quite sure many others were frowning upon our bad dance moves. Ahem.

The staff lounge. Is a sexy, sexy place. We stole every single cushion inside it and raided the biscuit tins, made off like Ocean's Eleven and slept with a full stomach and the comforts of comfy cushions. Mmm.

And yes, that would effectively round up the best camp ever!