Wednesday, March 11, 2009

mexican jumping beans and purple coaches

Wah. After the stress of bio test and the stuff due last week. The Boy with No Name has finally found time to go esquiliano again. Like all over. Its appearing everywhere you meet him. For instance, today he spent the time waiting for his bus, with Superdribble(who is about to get a new name...and who's case is being pushed for to get a colour code), he spent the time flagging down coaches. Yea, you know the big buses with aircon and comfort..yea there was a purple one yesterday..and a few smaller ones today. He just flagged them down. Superdribble was trying to hide his face behind his bag while laughing his ass off. haha. The drivers just looked at The Boy with No Name like something was wrong...and one even made a rude gesture by waving his arm. Sigh.
All in the spirit of esquiliano XD

Whatsername missed skl. cos hes sick. yea. so during math, i sat next to I'm Yours. Theothertan finally got my name right. FINALLY! I spent a few minutes with B1 and B2(Bananas in pajamas.) doing a skit with them teaching her my name. Oh yea. I drew B1 on 1 side of my paper. and B2 on the other. THEY LOOKED AWESOME

and liverpool bloody cracking won 4-0. The Boy with No Name asked You & Me this morning. He said4-0. Torres. Gerrard. Gerrard. Dossena. The Boy with No Name's mouth dropped open. And I'm Yours started laughing. 4-0!!! since when can liverpool do that. And then the greatest keeper in the world...aka toiletbowlfish....said dudek played>< and he watched it. haha. nice to see your glasses are watching:P

and then today after school...I'm Yours and You & Me stayed back to play basketball with orangeboots. While...The Boy with No Name, superdribble, Ace of Spades and sickcalves went pastamania to eat. So ex. So big the meals. yea right. so small. so we just spent the time talking abt wat we would do for RMUN dinner n dance and the fashion parade. haha

its good to be esquiliano again <3

Quotes of the day:
"I will be the guy with the big hat and the banjo...you can be the chubacabra. kt can be the mexican jumping bean, BFG can be the nacho...like sideways..and he can sit on someone to be the dip. and er...yea..." supperdribble...on what we should wear to the latin america dinner n dance theme

"How bout...you be the corn...then we grind you into corn flour. and then The Boy with No Name and BFG will rise from the ground...and become the taco. and then i will be the tomato. And then ys can be the lettuce...he will appear between us. then kt can be the mexican jumping bean that jumps inside and becomes the beans. we can be 1 costume together. the ultimate taco."
superdribble and The Boy with No Name came up with a new costume

"He can walk in and say...We are the UN forces" On what the BGF's line would be in the skit....gettit...he is saying...We..cuz hes...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

After such a long while

Wow.. It's amazing how long ago it was when i last posted. I guess i had been busy, or did not have anything to post about, and thus i didn't. But i am posting now cos You & Me asked me to, and so did The Boy with No Name.

Argh... It has been a hectic, tiring term, but it has been a fast one. Really really very fast. Faster than any term i had been through. Finally, the one-week break comes, one that we truly deserve. It's a little more than 1 week actually, since we got two weekends, and one more extra day off, thanks to the J3s of The Other Side.

I'm guessing i would really enjoy this holiday, and i hope you peoples too. Then we can come back to school recharged, for yet another hectic, fast term (i guess it wld b so). And i hope tis friday we can go out!!!! Yea, so Whatsername, please, please, please, ask ur momo and dada. I mean mama and dodo. No.. er mama and daddy. Yea, ok wadever.. All sounds cute enough.

What a random post this is.. But there really isn't anything to post about. Lol. The Boy with No Name told me that Those With Sticks really hate me. Haha. Ok, i admit i have really been an asshole sometimes, ok maybe most of the times. I wun say whether my hatred for them is justified, i shall just apologise. And promise that i shan't b an asshole anymore.

So... Those With Sticks, especially Wai Chong (or however ur name is spelt), Ish, Jaspal (or however it's spelt), and Royston, i'm sorry. Really. Yea they probably wun see this so, The Boy with No Name, get them to. And tell them they can continue to hate me, i dun reli care, but im just sorry, and i shan't be an asshole to them again, even though i may still not like some of them.

Ok, that's all for my post.

We are the best.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Fridays

Any self-respecting Esquiliano lives for Fridays. Because that's the weekend, and that means more sleep. Apart from I'm Yours, who has weird sleeping habits, the rest of us survive the week by looking forward to Friday. Apart from the sleep we get on Friday night (except for poor The Boy With No Name) there is also soccer to look forward to!

So, two days ago, we played soccer, obviously. Starting at around 3.45pm, it was burning hot and there was only Around The World and Lightning Pace around when You & Me and Whatsername joined. So there was crossing and heading, and boredom, and heat, until more people arrived, along with some J3s and then some J2s, where there was a decent match.

Then the J(2 + 3)s left, so it was left with the usual Friday gang, where we started playing sports vs non-sports. It turned out to be a fiery affair courtesy of I'm Yours and his irrational (or maybe justified?) hatred of Those With Sticks.

Anyway, we played until around 8pm because it got dark, and the weather was nice and cool and the whole astroturf was ours. The game got slightly bad-tempered, as you would expect it to with I'm Yours around, and even You & Me got quite fired up. There was a lot of barging and bodying and shouting and so on. But most importantly, it was fun. Especially when you get to push Hands and not even bother with the ball... hehe.

So... that's the story of our Friday. Oh, but of course, Otah-Man, The Angry One, I'm Yours, You & Me and Whatsername went for dinner after that... so our Friday ended at a record late of 9.30pm or so.

But whatever. I know this post sounds very forced, but that's because The Boy With No Name forced me to post, so here it is...

...if not, I wouldn't have posted and J^2 Y^2 would have gone an unprecedented three days without a post! D:

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Of Monks and Burnt Tongs

last few days...quite funny. haha. Monk. Has been absolutely hilarious. And with The Boy with No Name, the super team of The Boy with No Name and Monk have kept the level of laughter up in the class.

Monk has tried to get The Boy with No Name into trouble many a time. Law gave The Boy with No Name, I'm Yours, Whatsername and Monk prizes for guessing the guys face on the noticeboard. It was a packet of chocolate wafers. The Boy with No Name was discreetly eating them in class. Monk...on the other hand...wasn't eating. He was putting his hand under The Boy with No Name's table and putting air into his mouth. In a very elaborate fashion. Needless to say...The Boy with No Name was caught. Stupid Monk. And then...Monk kept on making wierd noises to piss of Prick. Who was sitting near him. Prick kept looking up and scolding The Boy with No Name. Not fair. Monk is driving Prick nuts. I'm telling you. One of these days he's gonna blow.

And then today in the chem lab...during the mock test. The Boy with No Name could not pour Pottasium Dichromate into his test tube properly. And spilt alot on the floor. It did not only go onto the floor. Sorry Whatsername!! Hope the stain comes off:P And then. The Boy with No Name's tongs...were half burnt. So they kept catching fire. And eventually half the tongs just fell off. So much for safety tongs.

Thanks You & Me:D for helping:D

A few things that Monk has done..since he is an honorary esquiliano....

The Boy with No Name "I think David has grown taller this year"
Monk " Yea. Now he has to pay to use the mrt"

Monk, to The Boy with No Name " When Prick finally blows. And asks me why i keep doing wierd things in class to annoy him. I am going to say " If god did not think you could deal with me, he would not have sent me down to do this to you. I am an obstacle in your path"


more on Monk next time

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Of long surveys...

Today was a good day.

Actually, not really... I realised I suck at magic, unlike Ace of Spades. And Fat Little Shit was being damn retarded during PI. He wanted to change his name, so he was deciding between Fug Lee (pronounced fugly), Ting Tang Wala Wala Bing Ben... and other such retarded stuff. The One Who Broke The Watch and You & Me were exasperated... so we whacked him. But he just continued laughing. Hopeless, I tell you.

Then we went to Book Land, where a girl who supposedly looks like The Ant asked me to do a survey... so I agreed, thinking it would be a short one minute thing. But she took out a stack of paper and slowly went through it. It was torturous and took about fifteen minutes... but she said my handwriting is nice! See, I'm Yours, You & Me has nice handwriting that is neater than yours!

Apart from that, it was a boooooring day. And my phone bill is going to explode with the cost of overseas sms-ing. (Actually it's not really very very very expensive, but enough to make You & Me's mom a very angry woman. Uh-oh.)

Monday, March 2, 2009

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Lalala. I am posting of my own free will for once. PE (for a lack of a better name) was decent, learning tennis. The other half of the Funhouse,though, as related to me The Boy With No Name, with unpleasing comments, learnt about other round stuff. (ahem) Monk's essays are mind-blowing!!! Out of respect, I will give you a colour on our posts. The Boy With No Name then did a really naughty thing during Maths-Science, which cannot be revealed!

After skipping-a-lunch in You & Me's classroom while debating the true nature of esquilianos, we had Thinking lesson. Though there was not much thinking, especially on The Boy With No Name's part, who tried to play a prank on me by flicking the switch on my computer. Absolutely unfortunately for him, that plug was inevitably connected to his computer, and well...now you all know why he was on the floor and I was literally LOL. Try again next time, The Boy With No Name.

Before we went home, I'm Yours, You & Me and I were learning breakdancing! Which can be painful. Yes I would know. But fun! =D

Today was a good day, hopefully tomorrow will be as well! =D

Great song: Hold Up My Heart - Brooke White

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Wad's J^2Y^2 coming to... My god.

Hiiii peoples!!!! It's the first day of March!!! We are nearly 1/4 through the year already!!! Fast isn't it? Haha.

Firstly, thanks You & Me, for thinking that I am the best defender in the world. I must say, that is sooooo true. NOT. Yea, but anyway the match was nice... Well at least the match highlights of that match on Footyfilms was. It was nice to see the agony... the agonising misses of Real Madrid. And Liverpool was really shit lucky to win. And, yea, nice shot by Alonso... So bloody accurate..

Secondly, yea, 1-2-3-4 is a nice song. It's one of the three english songs i listen to. Haha. The rest are all chinese songs. Cos chinese songs rock. They so do. At least they are much more sincere than english songs... English songs are only nice cos of their catchy tune.. Really.

Thirdly, i think our tagboard is sooo funny. Thx to The Monk. That nickname was created by me ok... See, i made it fun. Cos of the nickname then came the temple.. kungfu... morning exercise all that funny stuff. Haha, i must say The Monk is a natural joker man...

Lastly, Whatsername is rather inactive i must say, not that i am that much more active, but at least i post on my own iniative. Haha. Whatsername u gotta post on ur own initative, and not only when u are 'forced' to. Haha. And could u come online more often.. According to You & Me, he is so bored cos the 2 of us happen to be offline at the same time. Haha.

P.S. The Boy with No Name, that post was bloody cock.

We are the best.